The Good, the Bad and the Ugly » Quotes (Movie)

(as they set out across the desert)
Tuco: If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don't manage it, you'll die. Only slowly, very slowly old friend.

Union Captain at the Bridge: (to his surgeon) Can you help me live a little more? I expect good news.

Tuco: You want to know who you are? Huh? You want to know who's son you are? You don't, I do, everybody does... you're the son of a thousand fathers, all bastards like you.

Tuco: I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they don't get up.

Angel Eyes: (as Wallace is beating Tuco) How's your digestion now?

Blondie: (counting Angel Eyes' men) One, two, three, four, five, and six. Six, the perfect number.
Angel Eyes: I thought three was the perfect number.
Blondie: I've got six more bullets in my gun.

Tuco: (trying to read a note) "See you soon, id... " "id... " "ids... "
Blondie: (taking the note) "Idiots". It's for you.

Tuco: I'm very happy you are working with me! And we're together again.
(pause)
Tuco: I get dressed, I kill him and be right back.
Blondie: Listen, I forgot to mention... He's not alone. There's five of 'em.
Tuco: Five?
Blondie: Yeah, five of 'em.
Tuco: So, that's why you came to Tuco.
(pause)
Tuco: It doesn't matter, I'll kill them all.

Union Captain at the Bridge: Whoever has the most liquor to get the soldiers drunk and send them to be slaughtered... he's the winner.

Tuco: Hey! Hey everybody look! He's giving him the filthy money! JUDAS! You sold my HIDE!

Blondie: (appearing beside Tuco) Were you gonna die alone?

Tuco: There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.

(surveying some Civil War carnage)
Blondie: I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.

(Tuco is protesting his innocence)
Tuco: I'm an honest farmer!
Sheriff: (shows Tuco the wanted poster) Cut it out. Cut it out! So you're an honest farmer, recognize this man?
Tuco: Huh?
Sheriff: Yeah, it's you!
Tuco: Hey, who said so, huh? You can't even read!
(the Sheriff rolls up the poster)
Tuco: Roll it up, roll it up! I'll give you a good idea where you can put it!

(Tuco is in a bubble bath. The One Armed Man enters the room)
One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.
(Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam)
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.