The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) Quotes » Page 3 (Movie)

Blondie: It's not a joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose.

(to Tuco)
Blondie: Tut, tut. Such ingratitude after all the times I saved your life.

(a dying man has information Tuco wants)
Tuco: Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later.

Union Captain at the Bridge: The Rebs have decided that bridge is the key to this whole area. Stupid, useless bridge! Flyspeck on Headquarters' maps. Headquarters has declared we must take that ridiculous flyspeck. Even if all of us are killed. Otherwise the key'll get rusty and just be a spot on the wall.

Tuco: I'll kill you.
Blondie: If you do that... you'll always be poor... just like the greasy rat you are.

Union Captain at the Bridge: (swinging a bottle of booze) The most potent weapon of war!

Blondie: Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.

Blondie: If you shoot me, you won't see a cent of that money.
Angel Eyes: (frowning) Why?
Blondie: I'll tell you why.
(Blondie kicks the coffin lid open)
Blondie: Cause there's nothin' in here!

Tuco: (trying to read a grave that is marked "Unknown") Un-k... un-k... there's no name on it.
Blondie: (showing him a stone) There's no name here, either. See, that's what Bill Carson told me. It was the grave marked "Unknown", right beside Arch Stanton.

Stevens: What does he pay you for murdering me?
Angel Eyes: Five hundred dollars... to get the name.

Union Captain at the Bridge: You'll all turn to dust,but one thing is sure, boys... Branston Bridge will stand unbroken.

Tuco: Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! HURRAH! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... What's his name? Lee! LEE! Ha ha. God is with us because he hates the Yanks too. HURRAH!
Blondie: (spits) God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.
(the commander of the cavalry patrol they've met reveals his blue uniform)

Tuco: One bastard goes in, another one comes out.

Angel Eyes: Why are you going under the name Bill Carson now?
Tuco: One name is as good as another. Not wise to use your own name. Like you! I'll bet they don't call you Angel Eyes! Sergeant Angel Eyes!

Tuco: You became a priest because you were too much of a coward to do what I do.