Howard the Duck » Quotes (Movie)

Dr. Jenning: The world is in great danger.
Howard T. Duck: Yeah, it certainly is when *you're* out on the highway.

Howard T. Duck: What is this place?
Beverly: Uh... Cleveland?
Howard T. Duck: Cleve-Land? U-huh. That's a perfect weird name for this planet.

Howard T. Duck: No duck is an island. And if fate sent me here to save Earth, then Howard the Duck is ready to fight!

Beverly: Make yourself at home.
Howard T. Duck: Make myself at home? I wish.

Howard T. Duck: Goodbye, Duckworld.

Dr. Jenning: You are about to make history a second time, my little friend.
Howard T. Duck: Thanks. But once was plenty.

(Beverly is seducing Howard)
Howard T. Duck: (flustered) I've got a headache...
Beverly: And I got the aspirin...

Beverly: I don't know where you are now, but I hope you're happier there. This world didn't treat you very good, but you saved it, didn't you?

Howard T. Duck: It's not nice to fool with the dark overlords!

Hostess: I'm sorry, we don't allow pets on the premises.
Howard T. Duck: Hey! Have a heart! Seeing-eye duck.

Dr. Jenning: (In demon form) Eat claw, duck!

(Jenning has almost crashed into a diner)
Howard T. Duck: You think that's funny, Jenning?
Dr. Jenning: I'm not Jenning anymore! The transformation is complete. I am now... someone else.
Howard T. Duck: Try telling that to your insurance company.

Howard T. Duck: Every duck has his limit, and you scum have pushed me over the line!

(referring to Howard)
Beverly: He's my boyfriend!
3rd Trucker: That's disgusting!

Waitress: You know, hostility is like psychic boomerang.