The Blair Witch Project » Quotes (Movie)

Josh Leonard: You gonna write us a happy ending, Heather?

Heather Donahue: (walking up to Josh's car to greet him) Hey there! It's Mr. Punctuality! How the *hell* are ya this morning?
Josh Leonard: (getting out of car) Tired.

Heather Donahue: We have enough battery power to run a small third world country here.

Heather Donahue: I just want to apologize to Mike's mom, Josh's mom, and my mom. And I'm sorry to everyone. I was very naive. I am so so sorry for everything that has happened. Because in spite of what Mike says now, it is my fault. Because it was my project and I insisted. I insisted on everything. I insisted that we weren't lost. I insisted that we keep going. I insisted that we walk south. Everything had to be my way. And this is where we've ended up and it's all because of me that we're here now - hungry, cold, and hunted. I love you mom, dad. I am so sorry. What is that? I'm scared to close my eyes, I'm scared to open them! We're gonna die out here!

Michael Williams: I found some cigarettes. I found them all the way in the bottom of my pack. We're still alive 'cause we're smoking.

Heather Donahue: Tell me you're not eating a dead leaf...
Michael Williams: Yes.

Interviewee: I don't believe in Witches and airy-fairy stuff like that.
Heather Donahue: Are you a Religious Man, Sir?
Interviewee: Yes.
Heather Donahue: Alrighty...
(Camera cuts out)

Josh Leonard: OK, here's your motivation. You're lost, you're angry in the woods, and no one is here to help you. There's a witch and she keeps leaving shit outside your door. There's no one here to help you! She left little trinkets, you took one of them, she ran after us. There's no one here to help you! We walked for 15 hours today, we ended up in the same place! There's no one here to help you, THAT'S your motivation! THAT'S YOUR MOTIVATION!

Joshua Leonard: I gave you BACK the map, Heather.
Heather Donahue: I gave you the map.
Joshua Leonard: I gave you BACK... THE MAP.

Heather Donahue: Give me the compass. You've betrayed us all beyond. Way fucking beyond.
Michael Williams: Bullshit. You betrayed us when you couldn't get us out of the woods last night.
Heather Donahue: Yeah, thanks.

Heather Donahue: Do you just expect me to do something or say something? What do you want me to do, Josh? Josh?
Joshua Leonard: I wanna make movies, Heather. Isn't that what we're here to do? Just to make some movies.
Heather Donahue: Fuck you. Fuck you. Really. Fuck you.

Joshua Leonard: (Looking through Heather's camera) It's not the same on film is it? I mean, you know it's real, but it's like looking through the lens gives you some sort of protection from what's on the other side.

Michael Williams: There's people out here messing with us, and I'm not going to play with that.
Heather Donahue: How do you know it was people?
Michael Williams: Well, even if it isn't, I'm not going to play with that, either!

Heather Donahue: Mike, go outside and check it out. Why won't you?
Michael Williams: I don't hear anything
Heather Donahue: Because you're fucking scared! Because you're fucking scared!
Michael Williams: There's nothing out there!

Heather Donahue: Mmmm. Marshmallows. Soft.