OSS 117 - Lost in Rio » Quotes (Movie)

Dolorès Koulechov: Life here isn't easy for everyone, as in most dictatorships.
OSS 117: Dictatorships! Listen to you. You're sweet, but spare me your politics. You know what a dictatorship is? People are communists. They're cold, with gray hats and boots with zippers. That's a dictatorship.
Dolorès Koulechov: What do you call a country with a military leader, secret police, one TV station, and censorship?
OSS 117: I call that France, Miss. Not any France: De Gaulle's France.

OSS 117: (to the hippy touching his bare ass) I like what's going on, but let's agree that it will be our secret, what happens here stays here...
(indistinct murmur of people agreeing)
OSS 117: . Yes, because people don't need to know... out of context, a finger in the buttocks can be...
(again people murmuring a sort of "don't worry" in Portuguese)
OSS 117: I want it clear, because the tendency sometimes...
Hippie ''pomme d'amour'': (in portuguese) "Tudo bem, tudo bom"
(and keeps fondling him)

Dolorès Koulechov: You turn me off.
OSS 117: And I don't get it! Explain yourself. I'm a remedy against barbarism, a symbol of...
Dolorès Koulechov: You're old, pretentious, a misogynist, full of yourself, vain, borderline racist, tacky dresser, childish, not funny. Shall I stop?
OSS 117: A tacky dresser?

OSS 117: (on the phone) I have to go. I see a Nazi.