99 Ways to Die

If I see the morning hours

I`ll have one more yesterday

Take life from tomorrow

Cause I`ve burned out my today

If I get up to the top I know

I`ll just go back downhill

Gotta` terminal future

And it`s time to write my will

Down another glass of courage

And a shot of thorazine

We`re not ready to see you yet

99 ways to die

We`re not ready to see you yet

Gotta` short between the earphones

Wringing my hands in dismay

A more efficient maniac

With two feet in the grave

Ain`t got no last words to say

Yellow streak right up my spine

The gun in my mouth was real

And the taste blew my mind

In a black tie and straight jacket

Man I`m gonna try again

Chorus repeat

Demitasse of arsenic

Try on this tie

Never mind the tree

There is only death and danger

In the sockets of my eyes

A playground of illusion

No one plays they only die

There`s a prison in my mind

And the bars are gonna break

I`m as mad as a hatter

And strung out just the same

Taunting rigor mortis

I feel it draw me in