Just You and Me, Kid » Quotes (Movie)

Bill: Running away from home?
Kate: I'm an orphan.
Bill: What happened to your folks?
Kate: They died. Went down with a boat. Sank. Forget the name of it. Big boat.
Bill: Titanic.
Kate: Yeah, that's it!
Bill: Then your parents died 63 years before you were born!
Kate: Which is why I hardly knew them.
Bill: Yeah, well that... that... that makes sense.

Shirl: Sometimes I think you don't realize what's going on, I think sometimes you're getting...
Bill: Senile? That's the operative word nowadays, isn't it, Shirl? You know, it's funny. When I was young, I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my 50s I was considered eccentric. Here I am, doing and saying the same thing that I did then, and I'm labeled senile. I wonder what my billing is going to be ten years from now?

Police officer: Sorry we bothered you, sir.
Bill: That's alright, officer. You did what you had to do even though I told you you didn't have to do it. G'bye girls.

Doctor Device: (after hiding Kate on the ceiling with a levitation trick) Now, we'll let you down, if you promise never to tell how we do this.
Kate: OK. But, how do you do it?