Next Time

I saw this cat leave my pad

And this made me awful sad

But in the mean time I was gettin` mad

And I said,"Baby what explanation do you have?"

She said, "Mmmmmmm, Next Time"

What do you mean Next Time?

No next time baby, that ws the last time

I got my hat and headed for the door

I knew I wouldn`t be back there no more

And the landlord came up a real cool jed he said,

"Hey buddy, how bout the rent?"

I said, "Mmmmmmmm, Next Time"

What do you mean Next Time?

He said no next time, you gonna pay me right now

Now after the confusion had all died down

I figured I`d better get outta town

But when I arrived at the airport

There stood a man with a notice sayin`

Bail ya to support

I said, "Mmmmmmm, Next Time"

What do you mean Next Time?

He said no, next time, you comin` home right now

They took me to see an old friend of mine

Yeah district court, room 229

Just say your payments are way behind

I said, "Don`t worry daddy, it won`t happen next time."

And he said, "Mmmmmmmm, Next Time."

What do you mean Next Time?

Ain`t gonna be no next time, cuz you goin` to jail right now."