Camp Nowhere » Quotes (Movie)

Dennis Van Welker: You know, back in the '60s when we said we wanted to change society, maybe we should've been more specific.

"Mud": I'm in hell. Shoot me.

Walter: Who would think something like this would happen from harmless flares and roman candles?

T.R. Polk: (after getting the money for Dennis' car) You're a little short.
"Mud": Well... you're a little fat.

Dennis Van Welker: Do you know what the first rule of the theater is, Mud?
"Mud": No...
Dennis Van Welker: (shouts) Talk loud enough for people to hear you!
"Mud": OK... so...
"Mud": (shouts) Are you gonna help me?
Dennis Van Welker: Much better... No.

"Mud": Who's this?
Dennis Van Welker: Winston Churchill. Jimi Hendrix of the spoken word.
"Mud": Who's Jimi Hendrix?
Dennis Van Welker: Michael Jordan of the electric guitar.

"Mud": Maybe we could go out when you get b... chests?

"Mud": Dad! Just because I'm smart doesn't mean I can't act stupid.
Zach: If Mud's guilty I am too.
Gaby: Me too! I'm smart enough to act stupid.
Trish: Yeah and I'm stupid too! Well... you know what I mean.

Grocery Checker: Can I see your ID? You gotta be 19 to buy this stuff.
Zach: No problem.
Grocery Checker: You were born in 1963?
Zach: Yeah.
Grocery Checker: And that would make you?
Zach: 21.
Grocery Checker: Wrong. It's 1994. That would make you 31.
Trish: Wrong! If he was born in 1963, and he's 21, then it's 1984! Uh!

Karl Dell: Check or plastic?
Dennis Van Welker: Cash.

Lt. Eliot Hendricks: Fleur... what the hell are you doing?

Lenny: (Quoting lines from "A Streetcar Named Desire") This is my *goddamn* house, and I'll talk any *goddamn* way I want to!
Debbie: Now, Stanley, there's no cause to use such language to Blanche!

Dennis Van Welker: (quietly) Do you know what the first law of the theater is, Mud?
Morris 'Mud' Himmel: What?
Dennis Van Welker: TALK LOUD ENOUGH FOR PEOPLE TO HEAR YOU!

Zach: You know, if you were wearing a skirt right now, I'd be in heaven.

"Mud": Zach, you're gonna put somebody's eye out!... I'm turning into my parents.