| Track | Song Title | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Intro | 2:42 |
| 2 | How Are Ya? | 1:19 |
| 3 | Birds | 0:60 |
| 4 | Phone Sex | 2:20 |
| 5 | Ya Can't Be Nice To Them | 0:34 |
| 6 | Christmas Presents | 1:24 |
| 7 | Hoidy Toidy Chicks | 1:25 |
| 8 | Opportunity In America (Al Capone's Safe) | 1:33 |
| 9 | Japs | 0:42 |
| 10 | Handicaps, Cripples | 2:03 |
| 11 | Don't Move | 1:06 |
| 12 | Double Parking | 0:29 |
| 13 | The Car Ride (Goin' To A Party) | 2:15 |
| 14 | The Driveway | 0:19 |
| 15 | Subway Travel | 1:00 |
| 16 | The Grocery Store | 0:32 |
| 17 | Industrial Size | 0:40 |
| 18 | The Urinal | 0:14 |
| 19 | 1989 - A Review | 6:08 |
| 20 | Bad Press | 1:13 |
| 21 | Backwards | 1:49 |
| 22 | Shakin' Hands | 0:29 |
| 23 | Chicks Aren't Funny (Joey Will) | 1:13 |
| 24 | Bambi | 2:42 |
| 25 | 3 Beautiful Dates | 3:52 |
| 26 | Action | 0:23 |
| 27 | Debbie Duz Everything | 2:59 |
| 28 | Filthy In Bed | 1:40 |
| 29 | Salt & Pepper | 0:14 |
| 30 | Smokin' For Your Health | 0:37 |
| 31 | The News | 0:48 |
| 32 | Fat Orgasms | 0:29 |
| 33 | Black Chicks | 0:42 |
| 34 | A Vibrant Beautiful Woman | 0:36 |
| 35 | Woman's World | 0:32 |
| 36 | The First Blow-Job | 0:50 |
| 37 | People Are Pricks | 1:31 |
| 38 | Ya Hear? | 0:54 |
| 39 | Apartmant Life | 0:50 |
| 40 | Brooklyn Bad Boy | 2:48 |
