A Goofy Movie » Quotes (Movie)

Goofy: Came to see if you had any dirty clothes.
Max: There they are. Help yourself.
Goofy: Max, I thought we talked about this.
Max: Sorry, Dad. I'll take care of it later.
Goofy: What's the big rush?
Max: I'm running late.
Goofy: I can drive you to school on my way to work.
Max: Oh, no thanks. I need the exercise.

(the first day of Goofy's road trip)
Goofy: (holding a video camera while driving) Day 1: Well, here we are, out on the open road, retracing the steps of my boyhood. And here's...
(he aims the camera toward a brooding Max)
Goofy: Maxie! Say, "Hi", Max!
(Max pays no attention)
Goofy: Well, how about a wave?
Max: (putting his hand in front of the camera lens) Not now, Dad.
Goofy: (laughing) What a kidder.

Powerline: (Max lip-synching) I watch you watching every move that I make, You gotta believe that I got what it takes.
Max: (trips over a cord) AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Max: (writing) Dear Roxanne, couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd drop you a line. My dad and I are having a great time. We're only days away from L.A., and I can hardly wait for the big concert!
Goofy: (in his sleep) More "Hi, Dad" soup, please?
Max: (writing) Dear Roxanne, sorry I lied, I'm not really going to the Powerline concert. You may never want to see me again...
(speaking)
Max: Oh, man! I'm dead no matter what I do!

Goofy: Hey, Maxie. Let's play a game. You think of someone and I'll try to guess who it is. Man or woman?
Max: Aw, man.
Goofy: Man? Hmm... That's a toughy... let's see... Walt Disney!
Max: Right.
Goofy: Boy, I'm good at this! Now I'll think of one.

Max: (singing) The old man drives like such a klutz that I'm about to hurl my guts directly upon the open road.

Goofy: (after Max slams the car door) All right, then. Guess I'll just have to go... all alone, that's all. Just sit in the boat... all alone. And talk to myself. All alone.
Max: I guess so.

Goofy: Are you okay, Maxie?
(He slaps his face to wake him up)
Max: What did you say?
Goofy: That's right. A vacation, son! We'll spend some real quality time together.
(hugs him tight against his belly)
Max: (traumatically shocked) I think I'm gonna be sick.

(Max's stomach growls)
Goofy: Max, was that Bigfoot or your stomach?
Max: Man, I'm STARVING!

Goofy: (Half awake) How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
Max: Uh... three and a half?

Goofy: I saved the best for last. It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof, and now, it's yours, son.
Max: A stick?
Goofy: No, silly. A fishing pole!
Max: Fishing? We're going fishing?
Goofy: Yup. Just like my dad and me did - two best buddies fishing on Lake Destiny *away from it all*!
Max: I don't want to be *away from it all*, Dad, I like *it all*.
Goofy: Look, Maxie. We're using the same map me and my dad used. We'll take the same route, make the same stops, see the same sights.
Max: But that trip will take weeks, Dad!
Goofy: Exactly! Getting there is half the fun!
Max: Put the map away, Dad. It's not gonna happen.
Goofy: Careful, son! You'll ruin my past... and our future. What the map says... we will follow.
Max: That's very mystical and everything, Dad, but there's seriously this party I have to...
Goofy: Oh, there will be plenty of time for parties when you're older, Maxie. Why, when I was your age, I've never even been invited to a party. Look at me, now!
Max: Great, Dad.

Max: But, Dad, I don't even know how to fish.
Goofy: That's never stopped me. I'm gonna show you a little secret that has been handed down for twelve or thirteen Goof generations: the Perfect Cast.
Max: The perfect what?
Goofy: The Perfect Cast. My dad taught it to me when I was your age, and now I pass it on to you. Watch carefully now. You gotta stay loose, relaxed. Keep your feet apart. Now, ten o'clock, two o'clock, quarter to three, tour jeté, twist, pas de deux, I'm a little teapot, then the windup... and let 'er fly! The Perfect Cast.

Pete: Taking a break from the MTV Generation, eh? I can't say I blame you.
(jumps into the spa)
Pete: People are always putting too much water in these things.

Max: (lip syncing to Powerline) Some people settle for the typical things; spendin' all their lives swaying in the winds, it ain't a question of if, just a matter of time; before I move to the front of the line! I watch you watchin' every move that I make! You gotta believe that I got what it takes! To stand out! Above the crowd! Even if I've got to shout out loud! Till mine is the only face you see; I gotta stand out! Till you notice me!

(at concert)
Goofy: Let's get you on stage!
Max: Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
(a pair of *very* attractive dancers walk past)
Max: Hmmm, then again...