Major John Smith: They say he knew Hitler quite well.
Lt. Morris Schaffer: Yeah, I THOUGHT he looked a little nuts.
Vice Admiral Rolland: Security? The word's become a bloody joke!
Major John Smith: Broadsword calling Danny Boy.
Heidi: Better lock the door.
Lt. Morris Schaffer: (referring to what Smith called him earlier to maintain his cover) "Second rate punk," huh?
Major John Smith: All I could think of on the spur of the moment.
Lt. Morris Schaffer: Thanks, that makes it even worse.
Major John Smith: (smiles) Sorry.
Colonel Wyatt-Turner: Now you're guessing, Smith.
Major John Smith: No guesswork, Colonel. Your pointing that gun at me is sufficient evidence... you ARE pointing it at me, aren't you?
SS-Sturmbannführer Von Hapen: (Von Hapen surprised Smith and Schaffer) Stay where you are! I advise everyone to be perfectly still. Drop your gun, Major. You too, Lieutenant. By the fireplace.
SS-Standartenführer Kramer: Thank God you're here, Major, we're just about...
SS-Sturmbannführer Von Hapen: (interrupts Kramer) SIT DOWN, colonel! Everybody remain as he is, until I find out what exactly is going on in here.
Lt. Morris Schaffer: There's a stop and start button.
(for the cable car)
Major John Smith: See if you can make the motor work.
Mary Ellison: You must be mad.
Major John Smith: If I wasn't, what would I be doing in this job?
Major John Smith: Lieutenant, in the next 15 minutes we have to create enough confusion to get out of here alive.
Lt. Morris Schaffer: Major, right now you got me about as confused as I ever hope to be.
Lt. Morris Schaffer: Do me a favor, will you? Next time you have one of these things, keep it an all-British operation.
Major John Smith: I'll try, Lieutenant.
Major John Smith: Now, General Carnaby, perhaps you'll be good enough to give us your real name, rank and serial number.
(shoots the chair)
Gen. George Carnaby: Cartwright Jones, Corporal, U.S. Army RA 123-025-3964.
Major John Smith: Thank You.
Colonel Wyatt Turner: Well... I seem to have no cards left to play, do I?
Major John Smith: No, Colonel, you don't.
(after Schaffer kills a German with a knife)
Major John Smith: That was quick.
Lt. Morris Schaffer: Fear lent him wings, as the saying goes.
Major John Smith: In your own idiom, you're a 'punk'. And a pretty second rate punk at that.
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