Sam Witwicky: How did you find out about the glasses, Optimus? Optimus Prime: eBay.
Maggie Madsen: Glenn, seriously, don't you want to see something classified? Glen Whitmann: ...how classified? Maggie Madsen: Like "I will go to jail for the rest of my life for showing you" classified.
Miles: Hey, I called shotgun! Bros before hoes, man!
(about the SOCCENT attack) USAF Master Sgt. Epps: When I took that picture, I think it saw me. It looked right at me.
Sam Witwicky: (presenting his assignment) So, for my genealogy report, I decided to write on my great-great-grandfather, Captain Archibald Witwicky, who was a famous man. He was a polar explorer; in fact, he was one of the first men to visit the Arctic Circle, which is a big deal. In 1897 he took 41 brave explorers with him to the Arctic Shelf. That's the story. Unfortunately my great-grandfather, the genius that he is, went blind and crazy - he spent the rest of his life in a psycho ward, drawing these strange symbols and babbling about some Iceman he'd discovered...
Sam Witwicky: You're not gonna get me! You're not gonna get me!
Captain Lennox, USAF Master Sgt. Epps: Heads up! (a water tower falls over) First Sergeant Donnelly: What the heck was that? ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa: (in Spanish) What do you mean, what was that? That thing nearly broke my butt! First Sergeant Donnelly: (amused, not understanding a word) English, dude, English...
Captain Lennox: Fig, how many times must I tell you? None of us here speak Spanish! ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa: What's your problem, man? (slips into Spanish) ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa: You're always annoying me with the same old sh...
Ironhide: Cover fire!
Sam makes Mikaela talk to his mother] Mikaela: (to Sam, smiling) Your mom's really nice.
Mikaela: (to Sam) You are the strangest boy I have ever met!
Captain Lennox: (to his wife Sarah) You know, honey, we made a really great kid. I know a lot of people say that a lot, but this is OUR kid, and she's wonderful.
Optimus Prime: Ratchet, shine the light. Sam Witwicky: Would you stop with the lights?
Tom Banachek: Follow me. You're about to see our crown jewel... (Everyone enters the All Spark Chamber) Tom Banachek: The First Seven came upon the Cube. We knew it was extraterrestrial because the symbols on its surface matched those on NBE-1. The Dam was built around it in 1935 to mask its signal. Four walls of concrete, as thick as four football fields, enable the Cube to avoid being detected by any humans, or any aliens from outside... (Frenzy comes across the Cube, whose energy boosts and repairs him) Frenzy: All Spark located!
Optimus Prime: Autobots, roll out! Jazz: We rollin'!
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