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Jim Halpert: (Michael's hands are tied to the rail of the Booze Cruise ship) What happened to you? Michael Scott: Captain Jack has a problem with authority. Jim Halpert: Oh, right, 'cause you announced that his ship was sinking Michael Scott: He just totally lost it. If you ask me he caused the panic. Jim Halpert: What a night... Michael Scott: Yeah, well. Good for you, your friend got engaged. Jim Halpert: She was already engaged. Michael Scott: Roy said the first one didn't count. Jim Halpert: That's... great. To tell you the truth, I used to have a big thing for pam. So... Michael Scott: Really. You're kidding me. You and Pam? Wow. I would have never put you two together... did you really... you really hid it well. God. I usually have a radar for stuff like that. (sighs) Michael Scott: You know I made out with Jan. Jim Halpert: Yeah. I know. Michael Scott: Yeah. Yeah. Well, Pam is cute. Jim Halpert: Yeah. She's really funny, and... she's warm, and she's just... anyway. Michael Scott: Well, if you like her so much, don't give up. Jim Halpert: She's engaged. Michael Scott: Pift. BFD. Engaged aint married. Jim Halpert: Huh. Michael Scott: (Uncharacteristically serious) Never, ever, ever give up.

Pam Beesley: I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go. Because then I might... (pauses) Pam Beesley: Its just, I don't think it's many girls' dream to be a receptionist.

Jim Halpert: Hey, uh, can I talk to you about something? Pam Beesley: About when you want to give me more of your money? Jim Halpert: No, I... Pam Beesley: Did you want to do that now? We can go inside. I'm feeling kind of good tonight. Jim Halpert: I was just... I am in love with you. Pam Beesley: (No longer smiling) What? Jim Halpert: I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing. I know that, I just... Pam Beesley: (Stunned) What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that? Jim Halpert: I just needed you to know. Once. Pam Beesley: Well, I... I can't... Jim Halpert: Yeah... Pam Beesley: You have no idea... Jim Halpert: Don't do that... Pam Beesley: ...what your friendship means to me. Jim Halpert: C'mon. I don't want to do that. I want to be more than that. Pam Beesley: I can't. (a small tear runs down Jim's face) Pam Beesley: I'm really sorry... if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault. Jim Halpert: (Trying to recover) Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship.

Michael Scott: Last week I would've given a kidney to anyone in this office. I would've reached right into my stomach and pulled it out for them. But now, no. I don't have the relationship with these people that I thought I did. I hope they ask, so they can hear me say, "Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends. Go get yourself a monkey kidney."

Jim Halpert: The Albany branch is working right through lunch, to prevent downsizing. But, Michael, he decided to extend our lunch by an hour, so that we could all go down to the dojo and watch him fight Dwight.

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Michael Scott: That's what *she* said.

(repeated line) Michael Scott: That's what *she* said.

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