Mr. Spacely: Jetson! Thank goodness you're still here! I've got some good news and some bad news... George Jetson: What's the bad news, Mr. Spacely? Mr. Spacely: We've discovered a very dangerous computer virus that you have to stop right away! George Jetson: But that could take months! By the way... what's the good news? Mr. Spacely: The good news is I don't have to do it! Bye now!
(George gets stuck in rush hour traffic on his way home from work) George Jetson: Well, here we go again. Another night, another traffic jam. Boy, this spaceway traffic gets worse every night. Hey, looks like an opening up ahead. (he finds the opening and takes it, only to get stuck in more traffic) George Jetson: There's another one. (he tries to take that one, only to find someone else has taken it first. He crashes with it) George Jetson: Space hog! I better cut around and try and slide in. (he does just that) George Jetson: Sunday astronaut! (he then looks forward with a start) George Jetson: Yikes! (he crashes through a sign advertising for Cosmic Cola) Traffic Cop: Hey, you! What do you think this is, the Indianapolis 500,000? (he gets George to pull over)
Mr. Spacely: (referring to his destroyed car, on the phone) All of it? OF COURSE I WANT ALL OF IT! (under his breath) Mr. Spacely: Dumb mechanic! Lawyer: Let's sue him for stupidity!
George Jetson: (after getting squashed in the life jacket) (nasally) George Jetson: That must have been the vertical. Here comes the horizon-hal!
Henry Orbit: The Space Guard is known for rapid promotions. George Jetson: That's right. I've been here two hours. I'm overdue.
George Jetson: Now don't get too close to the edge of this crater. Look out, Orbit. That rock you're standing on is loose, Orbit. Orbit! (the rock gives way) George Jetson: Oh no. Now why didn't Orbit pay attention? Elroy: Because that was Anode. George Jetson: Oh. Sorry, Anode!
George Jetson: Ready, R.U.D.I? R.U.D.I.: R.U.D.I's ready. George Jetson: Alright, what are my chances of getting a two week vacation this year? (R.U.D.I processes, then prints out a card) George Jetson: "Your weight is 168 pounds". I don't get it, what's my weight got to do with getting a vacation? R.U.D.I.: Fat chance. George Jetson: Ah, what do you know, you big junk pile! (Kicks R.U.D.I then hops around, holding his foot in pain)
Dr. Lunarby: Impossible, Professor, there are too many of them to contain! George Jetson: Not when you have a roomy new Spacion Wagon.
Auto-Sorter: I hope I got that right. Oh well, I'm only inhuman.
Jane Jetson: Goodbye. Elroy: Goodbye. Judy Jetson: (angrily) Goodbye! Jane Jetson: Why Judy, I do believe you're jealous of your brother. Judy Jetson: Jealous? Ha, me? Jealous of Elroy? Ha ha ha ha. Just because he's on TV. (laughs) Judy Jetson: That's a hot one! Jealous? Yes, I'm jealous. I'm only the big sister of "Spaceboy, zoom". Jane Jetson: (Laughs)
Cogswell: It's not what you think, Spacely. I didn't hear one word of your outrageous offer to Jetson.
Mr. Spacely: (the life jacket, once put in the wash, is destroyed) It was hit by lightning. Missiles. It was indestructable! George Jetson: But it isn't washable. We should've put a label on it, "Dry clean only".
George Jetson: What are you worried about? It's my life. Mr. Spacely: Yeah well it's MY life jacket. George Jetson: Alright, let'er rip! Mr. Spacely: Don't say that!
Mr. Spacely: Keep this up, Partner, and you'll have money to burn. George Jetson: (Thinks he's dying) I was kinda hoping to go in the other direction.
Elroy: What are you watching? Kenny Countdown: It's the billionth rerun of The Flintstones. (Fred says he famous catchphrase before diving into a pool ontop of Barney) Kenny Countdown: "Yabba Dabba Doo" Ha ha ha ha.
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