Uncle Jesse: Why are divorces so expensive? Luke Duke: Why? Uncle Jesse: 'Cause they're *worth* it!
Luke Duke: (Uncle Jesse takes a big gulp of moonshine while being pursued by the police) Stop that! Why are doin' that? Uncle Jesse: What I'm about to do, I don't want to remember a lot of it. (lights a wick in the jar and throws it at the police car chasing them)
Sheev: Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China? Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once Sheev: Yea, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend. Bo Duke: I dated a Koren girl in high school. Sheev: That is an entirely different Oriental nation. Get an education. Bo Duke: You're the one who got the fuse wrong. Sheev: You know nothing about Chyno Syno American relations.
Bo Duke: (after shooting a gas can with a flaming arrow) Boom-shakalaka!
Campus Cop #1: Do you know how fast you were going?
Bo Duke: What?
Campus Cop #2: How fast you were going.
Bo Duke: Ten?
Campus Cop #1: Eight.
Bo Duke: Isn't the speed limit ten?
Campus Cop #1: Yeah. It is.
Bo Duke: (Looking at the newly-restored General Lee) Oh, man, is that a Hemi? Oh, yes!
Bo Duke: (while driving General Lee in a roundabout) What's the purpose of this circle?
Rosco P. Coltrane: (over CB) I'm in hot pursuit of them Duke boys, and their piece of shit orange car!
Bo Duke: Piece of? - son of a bitch!
Luke Duke: (while Bo and Luke are getting arrested in the courthouse) Well, now, I guess the party's over.
Boss Hogg: Dam right it is! As long as I'm the County Commissioner in the great State of Georgia, you two are gonna rot in the penitentiary. Cuff them!
Daisy Duke: Excuse me, Rick Shankley? I believe the governor has a statement to make.
Governor Jim Applewhite: I do?
Daisy Duke: Yes, sir. You were going to tell everyone about how these boys are heroes for saving Hazzard County.
Governor Jim Applewhite: As everyone knows, I have always been a great friend to the environment, and these boys are environmental heroes!
Uncle Jesse: And you're going to pardon them for all of their crimes, huh?
Governor Jim Applewhite: Moreover, as Governor, I hereby pardon these boys for any and all offenses against the great State of Georgia. Go 'Dogs!
Uncle Jesse: Governor, I want to thank you for pardoning me too.
Boss Hogg: Pardon you for what?
Uncle Jesse: For this!
(Uncle Jesse punches Boss Hogg in the mouth)
Governor Jim Applewhite: Oh, what the hell. I pardon him too!
Daisy Duke: They planted a still on our farm.
Pauline: They *planted* a still? Why would they have to plant a still?
Daisy Duke: 'Cause they're too damn dumb to find our real still.
Katie Johnson: This is my roommate Annette from Australia.
Bo Duke: Oh, let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
(everyone stares at him)
Bo Duke: That's what they say down there...
Bo Duke: Man, I'm never gonna get out of this car again! I'm gonna live in it, I'm gonna eat in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it!
Luke Duke: You mean you're gonna make sweet love *in* it.
Bo Duke: Oh no, I'm gonna have sex with it.
Uncle Jesse: (Luke and Bo just failed a moonshine delivery) How many Dukes does it take to screw up a moonshine delivery?
Luke Duke: Buckle up, ladies, this might get exciting.
Rosco P. Coltrane: (over C.B) All units! I'm in hot puruit of the Duke boys, and their piece of shit orange car!
Bo Duke: Piece of?... you son of a bitch!
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