(last lines) Mel: This was a total waste of time, wasn't it? Gus: Yeah.
Richie: I guess I'm no longer a virgin... to home runs, BYOTCH!
Gus: (looking at baseball cards) We've got statistics! I got 30 homeruns! Richie: I got 11 foul ticks! Clark: I got 20 eyes-closed strike outs, 5 broken windshields, and 6 dead birds! I'm freakin' awesome!
(repeated line) Richie: I love... salad.
Carlos: No really, I need another refill. Wayne: You need to go to an AA meeting.
Gus: Nice meeting you, Fairy Jerry. Jerry: What was that? Gus: Well, you gave Clark and Richie nicknames. I thought I'd give you one: Fairy Jerry. Jerry: Oh, really? Gus: (stands up from chair) Really. Jerry: Okay, Gus- Gus... Gus Bus! That's you, Gus Bus! Gus: Oh, that was a brutal comeback. Come on guys, let's go. I don't think I can ever get over that one. Whew!
Clark: Hold on I got a text from my mom... NO WAY we're having maccroni tonight that means garlic bread! Yes!
Richie: (after pulling up to Mel's house) Wow,I always wondered who lived here, I just thought it was Clay Aiken or something.
Richie: Dude. You smell like beer. Carlos: You look like beer.
Richie: Yeah, I bet you're a real good catcher... of donuts in your mouth.
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