Troy McClain: (about Katrina) Ooh, she's mad as a wet hen!
Donald Trump: (to Nick) You think you and Amy might someday live in a place like that together, as man and wife?
Amelia Henry: I told him he'd better start selling lots of copiers!
Donald Trump: (Looking at Sam) I never knew you were so short.
Donald Trump: Do you think Heidi is good, or average?
Troy McClain: I think Heidi's good. I think she's a good salesperson, absolutely.
Donald Trump: Do you think she's a good leader?
Troy McClain: I think Heidi's a good salesperson.
Donald Trump: (on Protégé's loss) Well, we've had some disasters, but this is the worst.
Donald Trump: You're Fired.
Troy McClain: ...I would say that I thought that you guys wanted an explanation, and I went ahead and gave an explanation...
Donald Trump: It was a long, boring explanation, and I didn't wanna hear it.
Kwame Jackson: (to Amy) Popped your boardroom cherry. Isn't that great?
Tammy Lee: So, you know Tiger Woods? I know you've played with him before. I mean, could you guys get, like, a round together and maybe fill it out with another couple?
Carson Daly: You - what have you been drinkin' tonight?
Tammy Lee: What are you talkin' about?
Carson Daly: That's shooting high.
Tammy Lee: Yeah?
Carson Daly: Um, I can't get Tiger Woods these days to do my own talk show, not to mention play golf.
Tammy Lee: But he loves golf, and so do you, so you can go out and have some fun.
Carson Daly: Yeah, I know, it sounds simple, but he's, uh, he's very busy... Let's shelve the golf thing for a minute. Is there another sort of... thing that you might have thought of that I could offer?
Tammy Lee: Like flying away with you somewhere for a romantic weekend?
Carson Daly: Boy, you are really shooting for the fence, aren't you? I can't even do that on my own time! Not to mention with a perfect stranger.
Tammy Lee: Really? Get a life!
(Daly and the other women now agree on a plan)
Tammy Lee: ... How 'bout, like - going back to the golf thing for just a second - like, a celebrity and you, so we don't know who this other celebrity is yet.
Carson Daly: Let's stick to this Z100 thing. I think that's a good idea.
Donald Trump: Now, Sam, it seemed to be unanimous that - I really don't even think it's a lack of leadership -
Donald Trump: Sit down.
Sam Solovey: Thank you, Mr. Trump.
Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth: Well, Heidi speaks her mind, but what's on her mind isn't always that appealing.
George Ross: David, if you were the team leader, do you think the result would have been different?
David Gould: Not in this case, because sales is not my forte.
Audrey Evans: Sometimes, those of us who end up winning win more than just a loss.
Troy McClain: (on Meghan's art) Again, her thought process is far beyond my comprehension. Just the little "induendos" - the snake in the grass over there. The skull of Henry VIII. I mean, she is amazing.
Michael Tarshi: (commenting about Magna's idea for the Dove advertisement) I'm in this team no matter what. Let's make this vegetable porno the best vegetable porno we can possibly make - with a gay twist!
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