vertical_align_top
Main Details
Media
Publicity
Community

Main Details

Media

Publicity

Community

514 views

« Previous | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Next »

Lt. Amos: Two words. "Disco Express."
Ford Fairlane: Disco Express? They blew dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like...
Lt. Amos: Like ME, right?
Ford Fairlane: Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you.


Ford Fairlane: What's the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in.


Slam the Rapper: You stupid Sal's Pizza garlic-breath smellin' motherfucker. Today is the last day of the rest of your life.


Ford Fairlane: (to Smiley) 'ello, 'ello... fuckface!


Colleen Sutton: Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that excite you?
Ford Fairlane: I don't know, I never met your father.


Ford Fairlane: So many assholes... So few bullets...


Smiley: Ford, I'll take her with me, I swear I will.


Julian Grendel: My mother used to say..."If you can't say something nice about someone, make sure they're out of the goddamn room!"


Ford Fairlane: Johnny was the only guy who could out-disgust me. When we were kids we had gross-out contests. I coughed a pile of phlegm on a table, he said "Nice try." and pulled out a straw...


Ford Fairlane: I could crack my knuckles with more rhythm.


Don Cleveland: You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that... and I don't mean your legs.


Ford Fairelaine: What the fuck is mano e mano? use your head. Snappa Head.


Smiley: 'ello, 'ello.


(to his erection)
Ford Fairlane: Come on, down boy. Down Stanley. Roseanne Barr naked. Gone.


Ford Fairlane: (falling off roof of Capitol Records building) My hair. My hair.


« Previous | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Next »
FamousFix content is contributed and edited by our readers. You are most welcome to update, correct or add information to this page. Update Information

Top Contributors Today

  • halfgoofy
  • angel_angel
  • mandia27
  • wdweditorial
  • Phoebe

Register Here to contribute to FamousFix. Login »

Join Now

Register to update information, save favorites, post photos, news stories and comments.

Already A Member?



Desktop | Mobile
This website is part of the FamousFix entertainment community. By continuing past this page, and by your continued use of this site, you agree to be bound by and abide by the Terms of Use. Loaded in 0.03 secs.
Terms of Use  |  Copyright  |  Privacy
Copyright 2006-2021, FamousFix