Stargate: Atlantis (2004) Quotes » Page 2 (TV Show)

Dr. Rodney McKay: I'm sorry, medicine is about as much of a science as... oh, I don't know, voodoo?

Carson Beckett M. D.: You have a date, Rodney? With a woman?
Dr. Rodney McKay: It is simply two adults sharing some friendly... Yes, with a woman!

Dr. Kavanagh: I happily left the SGC because I had had it up to here with the military running things, and you just busted me like a private.
Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Don't be so dramatic. Besides, the Air Force doesn't even have privates.
Dr. Kavanagh: Neither do I. You just cut them off. Right in front of my research team.
Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: That's what this is about? You're embarrassed?
Dr. Kavanagh: Well, humiliated would be a little more accurate.
Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: I haven't worked up to humiliation yet.

Zaddik: Are you interested in science?
Dr. Rodney McKay: I'm not sure that's what I would call this, but yes.

Maj. John Sheppard: (Sheppard and soldiers beam down from Deadelus) Secure Stargate Operations.
(looks around the Gate room)
Maj. John Sheppard: Well, I'm home.
Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: (John turns to see Elizabeth approaching. Suddenly she hugs him for several moments then releases him looking relieved) Yes. You are. I truly thought...
Maj. John Sheppard: Yeah, yeah. I thought the same thing about you a minute ago. We gotta stop that.
Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: (chuckles) I'd like that.
Maj. John Sheppard: (sounding flustered) So, uh, where are we?

Dr. Rodney McKay: (seeing a security escort of only two marines) Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. What is this? This is my security escort?
Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Well, we are spread a little bit thin right now.
Dr. Rodney McKay: OK.
(to the marines)
Dr. Rodney McKay: You need to know that if we come under fire, you're gonna have to put your lives on the line to protect me.
Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Rodney!
Dr. Rodney McKay: OK, I mean the Zed-PM. You need to protect the Zed-PM at all costs... and me.

Maj. John Sheppard: (while being shot at) You know, this is not a good way to make new friends!

Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: (to Caldwell about Sheppard) You making sweeping changes to how Sheppard ran things only hours after assuming the position sends only one message; that he's not coming back!

Maj. John Sheppard: Without inertial dampening, we'd be hit by so many g's, our eyes would pop, our skin would pull away from our faces, our brains would squish up to the back our skulls, and our internal organs would be crushed into these chairs. What about that sandwich?

Dr. Rodney McKay: 95% of deadly is still deadly!

Col. Steven Caldwell: (referring to Sheppard) You two are pretty close, aren't you?
Elizabeth Weir, Ph. D.: Well, we've been through a lot together. Yes.

(Sheppard and McKay have gotten lost finding their way back to the Genii's village)
Dr. Rodney McKay: They were very clear which route to take.
Maj. John Sheppard: I prefer a straight line...
Dr. Rodney McKay: Yes, of course, cause everything's a short cut in Sheppard's world.

Commander Acastus Kolya: You killed two of my men!
Maj. John Sheppard: I guess we're even!
Commander Acastus Kolya: I don't like 'even'!

(about an adolescent Wraith)
Maj. John Sheppard: So it's a teenage things. Pimples, rebellion, life sucking.
Carson Beckett M. D.: Something like that.

Lt. Aiden Ford, USMC: (looking at Wraith called Steve) You know, he looks kinda peaceful...
Carson Beckett M. D.: (outraged about having to take its blood) Peaceful? You're out of your bloody mind!