(Bill Murray enters the court as a substitution)
Mr. Swackhammer: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture!
Bugs: You wanna play a little one on one, doll?
Lola Bunny: (angrily, with fire in her eyes) Doll?
Bugs: (with hearts over his head) Uh huh.
Lola Bunny: On the court, *Bugs*.
Tweety Bird: Ooo, she's hot.
(Touches his rear and steam appears with a hissing sound)
Lola Bunny: (starts dribbling) Ready?
(she gets past him)
Bugs: I got it, I got it!
(she spins around him, he winds up into a knot and she makes a basket)
Michael Jordan: The girl's got skills.
Bugs: (Lola comes over to him seductively) Yes?
Lola Bunny: Don't ever call me "doll".
(blows her ears out of her face)
Lola Bunny: (as she is leaving) Nice playin' with ya.
Michael Jordan: Very smooth.
Bugs: Ahh, she's obviously nuts about me.
Michael Jordan: Obviously.
Taz: Lemony fresh!
Daffy Duck: Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.
Bill Murray: Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any emotional state to putt.
Charles Barkley: It was this girl, five-feet-nuthin'. Blocked my shot!
Psychiatrist: When did you first start having this dream?
Charles Barkley: It wasn't a dream, it really happened!
Woman Fan: This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat.
Bugs: Look at our facilities.
Daffy: We've got hoops!
Elmer Fudd: We've got weights!
Sylvester: We've got balls!
Michael Jordan: You sure do. This place is a mess.
Foghorn Leghorn: Did you order the Original Recipe or Extra Crispy?
Nerdluck Pound: You ever heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy man.
(Stan is digging up the golf hole that Michael got sucked down)
Golfer: What are you doing?
Stan Podalak: I'm uh, I'm fixing a divot.
(shouting back to someone off camera)
Golfer: He's fixing a divot!
Michael Jordan: What's going on here?
Bugs: Why Michael! I thought you'd never ask! You see these aliens come from outer space and they wanna make us slaves for their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game! But then they show up and they ain't so little,
Bugs: they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! The same jokes every night for all etoinity! We're going to be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to peform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, bad-headed, humor-challenged *aliens!* Eh, what I'm trying to say is...
Bugs: we need your heeeeeeeelllp!
Michael Jordan: Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now!
(gets out rabbit skull)
Bugs: And I'm a Shakespearean actor.
(One of the Monstars hurts Tweety)
Michael Jordan: (to Tweety) Are you OK?
Monstar Blanko: Yeah, are you OK?
(the other Monstars gets angry at him)
Monstar Blanko: Oops!
Muggsy Bogues: What are you saying? That I'm trying to disobey my mama?
Psychiatrist: I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.
Muggsy Bogues: But I love my mama.
Daffy Duck: Oh, fear clutches my breast!
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