(Tweety Bird flies through a hole that's just been shot in Sylvester)
Tweety Bird: Holey puddy-tat!
Daffy Duck: Mother!
Stan Podalak: C'mon, Michael, it's game time. Slip on your Hanes, lace up your Nikes, take your Wheaties and your Gatorade, and we'll grab a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark.
Tweety Bird: Feed me! Feed me!
Sylvester: Feed you? Feed me!
Bill Murray: It is alive!
Daffy Duck: (after Stan enters the Toon Squad dressing room burned to a crisp by the Monstars) Looks like Stan just had a close encounter with a bug zapper.
Tweety Bird: Those Monstars'd wished they'd been never born!
Lola Bunny: (Bugs has just been squashed after pushing Lola out of the way) Bugs, Bugs, are you okay?
Bugs: Oh, I'm fine.
Lola Bunny: Oh Bugs, thank you.
Bugs: Aww, it was nothin'.
Lola Bunny: That was the nicest thing you've ever done for me.
(she kisses him and his eyes eyes turn into hearts)
James Jordan: Michael? What are you doin', son? It's after midnight.
Michael Jordan at 10: I can't sleep, Paps.
James Jordan: Well, neither can we with all that noise you're making. C'mon, let's go inside.
Michael Jordan at 10: Just one more shot?
James Jordan: All right, just one.
Player: That was a strike-out, Mike. But that was a good-looking strike-out. Real good.
Player: I mean, you look good when you strike out, man. When I strike out, it looks nasty, man. But at least you look good, man.
Tweety Bird: I tought I taw - I did! I did! I did tee Michael Jordan!
Daffy: Just how did you get here, anyway?
Bill Murray: Producer's a friend of mine. He sent a Teamster to drop me off.
Daffy: Aha. Well, that's the way it goes.
Daffy: How's this for a new team name: The Ducks!
Bugs: Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse orginization would name their team The Ducks?
Michael Jordan: Whatever you do, don't forget my North Carolina shorts.
Daffy Duck: Your shorts? From college?
Michael Jordan: I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game.
Looney Tunes: Eeewwww!
Michael Jordan: Hey! I washed them after every game!
Michael Jordan: I did!
Bill Murray: It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it?
Michael Jordan: No. Larry's white, so what?
Bill Murray: Larry's not white. Larry's clear.
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