Nomi Malone: (regarding her nails) Look! NEAT, huh?
Henrietta Bazoom: You know what they call that useless piece of skin around a twat? (pause) Henrietta Bazoom: A woman!
Zack Carey: Nomi's got heat. Cristal Connors: Does she now? Marty Jacobsen: Yes, she does... in a totally different way, of course.
(first lines) Jeff: Hop in, pard! Nomi Malone: Where are you going? Jeff: Vegas! Come on! This is your lucky day!
Cristal Connors: It's amazing what paint and a surgeon can do.
Andrew Carver: Black pussy!
(from the NC-17 theatrical trailer) Nomi Malone: It's not fair! Zack Carey: It's not about fair. It's about power.
Marty Jacobsen: Higher! Not that high. Stay in sync. One-two-three! And thrust it, thrust it, THRUST IT, COME ON, THRUST IT! AH! Ok, that's enough! Thank you, ladies.
James Smith: You don't want to be in this kind of show. What you're doing, at least it's honest. They want tits and ass, you give 'em tits and ass. Here, they pretend they want something else, and you still show them tits and ass.
Zack Carey: Nice dress. Nomi Malone: Thanks. It's a Ver-sayce. Zack Carey: It's "Versace". Nomi Malone: What? Zack Carey: It's Versace. It's pronounced "Versace". Nomi Malone: Oh. Zack Carey: You have great taste and you look beautiful.
Cristal Connors: You fucked her, didn't you? Zack Carey: Does that piss you off because you're jealous, Cris? Or because I beat you to the punch?
Tony Moss: One day she looks like Pollyanna, the next day she looks like... I don't know... Lolita, maybe. (Nomi giggles) Tony Moss: Nice dress. Nomi Malone: Thanks, I bought it at Ver-sayce. (silence) Nomi Malone: In the Forum? Tony Moss: Oh, yeah, Ver-sayce. I love Ver-sayce. Nomi Malone: Me, too!
Tony Moss: Can you MGM backwards? I bet you can't. Spelling Dancer: MGM Tony Moss: I'm impressed!
Tony Moss: What are these, watermelons? This is a stage, babe, it's not a patch. See ya.
Gay Carpenter: Wait, you need more orange!