Shazam: (to Doctor Thaddeus Sivana) You're like a bad guy, right?
Shazam: Hey, what's up? I'm a superhero.
(from trailer) Freddy Freeman: What are your superpowers? Shazam: Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing!
The Wizard: Billy Batson, I choose you as champion.
(from trailer) Freddy Freeman: If you could have one superpower, what would you pick? Everybody chooses flight. You know why? Billy Batson: So they can fly away from this conversation?
Billy Batson: SHAZAM!
(from trailer, Shazam and Freddy confront armed robbers in convenience store) Shazam: Gentlemen... (robber shoots Shazam, the bullet ricochets off him) Freddy Freeman: (filming on his phone) You have bullet immunity! Shazam: (shocked) I'm bulletproof! (they both laugh before Shazam's expression suddenly turns serious) Shazam: You're dead. (robbers fly out the window in front of a couple) Shazam: (walking out of store with junk food) Sorry about your window... but you're welcome for not getting robbed! Freddy Freeman: Have a good night! Shazam: (to couple) Oh hey, wassup? I'm a superhero!
The Wizard: Say my name so that my powers may flow through you. Billy Batson: But I don't know your name, sir. The Wizard: Shazam. (Billy laughs) The Wizard: SAY IT!
Billy Batson: Hello? The Wizard: Say my name so my powers may flow through you. Billy Batson: But, I don't know your name, sir. The Wizard: Shazam. Billy Batson: (laughs) Are you for real? The Wizard: Say it! Billy Batson: Okay! Shazam? (becomes Shazam)
Freddy Freeman: (meets Billy; about his and Billy's foster parents) They seem nice, but don't buy it. It gets real Game of Thrones around here. Billy Batson: (becomes nervous) Freddy Freeman: Dude, just messing around! You look at me and you're like, "Why so dark? You're a disabled foster kid, you got it all!"
Freddy Freeman: (to Shazam) You have super strength! Can you fly?
Shazam: You're the only person I know that knows anything about this Caped Crusader stuff. Freddy Freeman: Can I? Shazam: Oh, yeah. Yeah. Freddy Freeman: (touches the lightning bolt on Shazam's costume) Shazam: It's crazy, right? Freddy Freeman: What're your superpowers? Shazam: Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing!
(Shazam takes his siblings to a strip club) Darla Dudley: Why are you covering my eyes? Mary Bromfield: Really? This is the first place you think of? Wow! Darla Dudley: Why can't I see what's inside? Mary Bromfield: You are not old enough! Darla Dudley: Old enough to know that was great music!
Rosa Vasquez: Please don't say anything weird to Billy. Freddy Freeman: You mean like how the Romans used to brush their teeth with their own urine?
Shazam: (at a robbery) I'm bulletproof! Freddy Freeman: Hey, guys, can you shoot him in the face? Shazam: Yeah, yeah, shoot me in the face!... Wait, what? (gets shot in the face several times) Shazam: ...That kinda tickles.
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