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Bob Munro: What are you doing with the Partridge Family?


Travis Gornicke: I am filled with chagrin.


Cassie Munro: Why can't we just give it Carl and maybe he'll eat it and leave. Carl Munro: Why don't we feed him you, maybe he’s on a south bitch diet.


Bob Munro: (holds high the waste hoses with a Y-adapter as Howie instructed him to in order for the waste to not spill out the top) Bob Munro: You sure this is going to work? Howie: Yeah, man, it's basic hydraulics. Bob Munro: Ok, Archimedes.


Travis Gornicke: Tuesday's meatloaf, after that we're goin' to sit around and watch "Ernest Goes To Jail". Billy Gornicke: It is Fuuuu-nny! Bob Munro: It's a classic!...


Joe Joe: (looks down the Munros' waste pipe) Fire in the hole! (throws a bucket of water in the toilet, then ducks out of the way. Subsequently the Munros' waste shoots up like a geyser)


Bob Munro: Yo, my mobile-homeboys, what's trippin' in the wood? Hip Hop Wannabe: This termite belong to you? Bob Munro: Yo, my man said... Carl Munro: (gets mad) Don't call him... Bob Munro: (restraints Carl) Easy! This my man C, he small but ferocious, but you dogs, you hardcore, where you from? Hip Hop Wannabe: Scottsdale! Bob Munro: Scottsdale! In the zoner, ya'll that's a hardcore hood, but you want take on my man C here, go ahead because you know, he's fierce, he gonna come up in your face he gonna major damage you, you gonna walk away maybe limp but I say talk to the hand, call waiting, 'cause he's out, boy is ou... I can't restrains him 'cause I'm conversatin' you right now to give him a chance to cool down, to get back to a realistic level, as it were because we could be chillin' in our crib, not just on this mobile home thing, representing Malibu, and Westwood, you know. Mallin' it like we all can, boys to mensh, pimp my Mercedes, call me back, put you on hold, you know what I'm sayin'? Hip Hop Wannabe: Er... we gotta go. (leaves) Bob Munro: Mm-hmm, you better, man, don't make me call my lawyer, 'cause I'll audit!


Carl Munro: (to wannabee gangsters) Why dont you trade that thing above your neck for a face. Bob Munro: (to wannabee gangsters) Yo, my mobile home boys. What's craking in the wood... Don't make me call my lawyer cause I'll audit...


Cassie Munro: What happened to Hawaii? Bob Munro: Come on, Hawaii's a winter destination. It's summer. The place I'm taking you is special, and not Iike Uncle Mike. It's Lake Nirvana, where I went with my parents as a kid. Cassie Munro: Is he being funny? Because I can never tell.


Carl Munro: I think I pulled a muscle. (flexes) Moon Gornicke: Where? Carl Munro: In the woods.


Bob Munro: (after taking a sudden and far swerve to get away from the Gornickes) Where did you learn to drive like that? Jamie Munro: How do you think I get the kids to school on time?


Scruffy Teenager: (the Gornickes throw the teenager off their bus after finding out he has Bob's laptop) I didn't steal it, I found it! Marie Jo Gornicke: Well now you just lost it!


Bob Munro: What are you doing up so late? Billy Gornicke: I have a sleep disorder, I haven't slept since I was five.


Bob Munro: So where do you park your hat? Travis Gornicke: Behind that wheel there, that's our bus. Jamie Munro: Well then how do Moon, Earl and... not Earl go to school? Marie Jo Gornicke: Home schooling. Bob Munro: This next question may seem personal but how do you... Travis Gornicke: Make a living? Well let's see, we got $25,000 when we turned in Mary Jo's stepfather. Marie Jo Gornicke: In prison he's getting the help he needs.


Cassie Munro: Dad. Bob Munro: Yeah? Cassie Munro: I get it. Bob Munro: What? Cassie Munro: Sometimes if you want to succceed, you have to do what they tell you.


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