Miss Togar: (to Hansel and Gretel) Oh, go and monitor the halls!
Miss Togar: You two are not doing your job. Look at me when I'm talking to you! You're supposed to be my eyes, my ears, my nose.
Miss Togar: (Hansel and Gretel sneeze; Togar wipes her nose) Thank you.
(after using Ramones music to make a mouse explode in a puff of smoke)
Miss Togar: Notice the loss of hearing.
Kate: This will never work. Tom will never like me; I don't know who I'm kidding. What possible reason could there be to put myself through all this? Sex!
Kate: I must admit, as far as reasons go, it's must be one of the best.
Miss Togar: (holding phone to radio broadcasting live Ramones concert) That, Mrs. Rambeau, is where your daughter is.
Mrs. Rambeau: (over phone) My daughter, Kate? I thought she was in the basement splitting photons.
Miss Togar: This... is the Rock-o-meter.
Coach Steroid: Gee!
Johnny Ramone: Things sure have changed since we got kicked out of high school.
Tom Roberts: The only thing I'll ever lay is a rug!
Joey Ramone: (singing) Rock Rock, Rock Rock, Rock and Roll High School...
(BOOM! The school blows up)
Chemistry Teacher: Don't dance near the chemicals!
Angel Dust: I'm *first* in line! And if you don't like it, you can put it where the monkey puts the nuts!
Riff: Yeah, well, this is is Rock & Roll High School.
Joey Ramone: Rock & Roll High School?
Riff Randell: Tom Roberts is so boring his brother is an only child.
Kate: Look at your math book; it looks brand new. Bet you've never even opened it.
Riff: I only use it on special equations
Kate: I don't wanna have fun! I wanna be with Tom!
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