(after the Alpha's treachery is revealed at the pep rally) Dean Ulich: You know, Coach. I'm going to let the Lambdas live over at the Alpha Beta house while you and your boys rebuild theirs! Danny Burke, Alpha Beta: Where are *we* supposed to live? Fred "The Ogre" Palowakski, Alpha Beta: Yeah. What about *us*? Dean Ulich: You're *jocks*! Go live in the gym!
Coach Harris: Shit! Forgot to practice.
Sergeant: See that man over there, we arrested him for mopery. Booger: What's mopery? Sergeant: Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person.
Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: Nerds saw me naked!
(Orge snatches a pie from a nerd customer) Fred "The Ogre" Palowakski, Alpha Beta: Thanks wimp, get yourself one!
Gibert: We're college men now, right? Mr. Skolnick: Right! (Mr. Skolnick lighty punches Gilbert) Gibert: (laughs) Ow...
(Booger and Takeshi are trying to look at a naked girl who hides behind a large roommate) Booger: Step aside momma, I wanna see some of that muff! Takashi: Oh Hair pie! Hair pie!
(Lewis shows the nerds their new home. An abandoned and dilapidated house) Lewis: Isn't she beautiful? (the nerds give him confused and angry looks, Lewis smiles at them)
Booger: (rings door buzzer) Mr Stewart?: (mail flap opens, revealing a pair of crazed eyes) Who's there? Booger: (pauses) Ahhh, is... Mr Stewart?: What do you want? Booger: Is this the Stewart residence? Mr Stewart?: Why are you here? Booger: Ahh, I've come about the roo... Mr Stewart?: WHAT DO YOU WANT? Booger: I've come about the roo... Mr Stewart?: Don't have, no way! Booger: I - I, uh, do you have a room for rent? Mr Stewart?: Not for rent! Booger: I thought it was for rent! Mr Stewart?: Fuck off! (mail flap closes)
Danny Burke, Alpha Beta: Well, let's get those nerds! Stan Gable: (screams) Nerds! Fred "The Ogre" Palowakski, Alpha Beta: (screaming) Nerds! Stan Gable: What are we *waiting* for? (the angry Alpha Beta mob storms out of the locker room towards the Tri-Lams house)
Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: (in joy, after kissing Lewis) I'm in love with a nerd!
Booger: We've got bush!
Dean Ulich: Frankly, I'm not too wild about this next even but it has become a tradition here at Adams: The Belching Contest. (the crowd cheers) Dean Ulich: First up, Frederick Palowakski. Fred "The Ogre" Palowakski, Alpha Beta: (grunting) It's "Ogre" you asshole! Dean Ulich: "Ogre, you asshole.", uh "Ogre".
Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: (in the Pi's bathroom) Listen, if Stan calls tell him I'll call him back, okay? Suzy: Okay. Lewis: (Betty opens the shower curtain and finds a peeping-tom Lewis; gasps) Panty Raid! (Betty screaming; Lewis laughs, chasing her)
Lewis: (in line at the Kissing Booth at the Homecoming Carnival) Hi, Betty. Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: A nerd? I'm not kissing a nerd. Lewis: You have to. I paid my money. Betty Childs, Pi-Delta-Pi: (Lewis tries to kiss Betty) It's time for my break. Stan Gable: (Stan brings a short, fat, ugly woman, instead) Kiss this, nerd.
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