Lindsay: Isn't he a little young for James Dean?
Brian: Well you don't want him watching The Teletubbies. Might make him gay.
Brian Kinney: Yo, bitches - tear each other's hair out later.
Debbie: Article fourteen of the Super Mom handbook says no kicking assholes when they're down. They'd take away my halo.
Leda: (to Brian) You must be the Anti-Christ. Big fan.
(after talking to homophobic people all day)
Corinne: I wanted to say, "How can you be such a bigoted, ignorant asshole and still call yourself an American?"
Melanie: What *did* President Bush say?
Brian: (shows Lindsay a poster) Blue Rooster. The chicken chain. They need a campaign for their new 16-ounce sandwich. How do ya like, "When You're Hungry For A Big Cock!"?
(Lindsay blankly stares)
Brian: Yeah, they didn't like it either.
Brian: Sunshine, how did I ever get along without you?
Justin: You didn't.
(On why Lindsay's WASP parents won't help pay for their wedding)
Melanie: You're a dyke, you're marrying a Jew, and you're a registered Democrat. Need I say more?
Brian Kinney: Well, there's no predicting. Oops, I said dick, didn't I.
Brian: (to Craig Taylor) So in other words, for Justin to live here with you, he has to deny who he is... what he thinks... and how he feels. Well, that's not love. That's hate.
(Brian has been acting uninterested in sex with Justin)
Justin: He's never turned me down before.
Emmett: I have to admit, that doesn't sound like the Brian Kinney we all know and... feel ambivalent about.
Emmett: What kind of homosexual are you?
Brian: The kind that fucks men.
Brian Kinney: If someone would've told me what you were up to I would've fired your ass... if I hadn't had my dick inside it.
Justin: But I'm not sorry for anything.
Brian Kinney: I'm not saying you should be sorry, I'm saying you should apologize.
Emmett: I prefer to think of them all as lunatics. Except for Aunt Lulah, who was supposed to be the crazy one. She was my only friend.
Brian Kinney: 'Hey hey ho ho homophobia's got to go.' Gimme a fucking break.
Michael: So I take it you're not going?
Brian Kinney: Hell no, I won't go.
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