Jimbo: What the mother father cocker spaniel's going on here?
The Shogun: It's good to be the Shogun.
Ika Chu: Dog gammit! What kind of a world do we live in where good and upright citizens can't be counted on to kill someone just because they look different?
Hank: Wait. That music. Hey, this is the training montage, isn't it? Hey, can we just skip ahead to the part where I'm good? Jimbo: No. This is my favorite part. The part where you suffer.
Hank: Hey, is there a book? You know, an instruction manual, like "How to be a Samurai?" Jimbo: You mean "Samurai For Dummies? Hank: Yes! Jimbo: No. That would be dumb.
Ika Chu: I've spared no expense making this the grandest palace in the land. Imported mice to chase, fine couches to ruin. I even got the first and second largest balls of yarn in the world. Ohga: My, you have big balls. Ika Chu: And the crown jewel of the palace, my state of the art bathroom. Behold, the future! I call it the Super Bowl. Because that's what it is, a super bowl!
Hank: Life is short. And this movie is only 85 minutes long, not including end credits, so we have to hurry.
Yuki: I know these events look dire, but we must stand on our own four legs and fight. This is our home. It is a sacred place where our kittens were born, and where we will one day join our ancestors. In a shoebox buried behind the garage.
Ika Chu: I am offering to make you the new samurai of Kakamucho. Hank: Kakamucho? What's that? Ika Chu: In the way.
Ichiro: It's the latest thing. It's called a gun. Chuck: Is it dangerous? Ichiro: Don't be silly. Guns don't kill cars. Cars and curiosity kill cats. Chuck: What's a car? Ichiro: Careful, you're being curious.
Emiko: Where did we get our old samurai? Chuck: Samurais-R-Us?
Jimbo: Defend yourself. Hank: What am I supposed to do with a stick? Jimbo: Lesson one, it is not so important what you do, as it is important that you do something. A warrior has cat-like reflexes. Hank: I'm not a cat. I'm a dog! Jimbo: Nobody's perfect.
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