(Keller is leaving to stand trial in Massachusetts for a murder he did not commit)
Chris Keller: See ya.
Tobias Beecher: (scoffs) When?
Chris Keller: Back here. Or in heaven.
Tobias Beecher: You really think we're going to get into heaven?
Chris Keller: Aw, you and me together. God doesn't have the balls to keep us out.
(Keller is pulled away by the guards, zoom in on Beecher's sad face, Augustus begins narration)
Augustus Hill: The worst stab wound is the one to the heart. Sure, most people survive it, but the heart is never quite the same.
(cut to Augustus, sitting in the dark)
Augustus Hill: There's always a scar. Which is meant, I guess, to remind you that - even for a little while - someone made your heart beat faster. And that's a scar you can live with. Proudly. All the days of your life.
98M232 Carlos Martinez: Hey, Brass!
98M232 Carlos Martinez: You drink?
Officer Dave Brass: Why, you wanna go grab a couple of beers?
98M232 Carlos Martinez: How about a blood-piss-shit-puke cocktail, Motherfucker?
(Martinez throws bowel mixture into his face)
98M232 Carlos Martinez: (Brass screams, Martinez laughs and is beaten down)
Augustus Hill: OZ. The name on the street for the Oswald State Correctional Facility, Level 4.
Agamemnon "The Mole" Busmalis: This is the best Miss Sally ever.
Murphy: Gentlemen, this room here is the, uh, computer room. Call me crazy, but I think when I see people in this room, they should be using computers. But you three aren't, which leads me to guess, you know, 'cause I'm such a bright fella, that you're here for a different reason. Now forgive me for being distrustful, that probably means you're up to no good.
(Guerra and Hernandez get up to leave)
Murphy: That's right, take a hike. Let's go. You too, Simon.
Simon Adebisi: I am using the computer.
Murphy: Ah. Well, can I give you one little small suggestion? Turn it on.
Tim McManus: Get him the fuck out of here!
James Robson: You better watch your mouth, prag.
Franklin Winthrop: Hey! I'm not a prag anymore, pal! As for watching my mouth, well, you're the one with the nigger gums!
(Robson gets dragged away by the Aryans)
Franklin Winthrop: Bye Bye.
Chris Keller: You saw my ex, Bonnie. When I met her she was all alone, very unhappy. So I knew it would be easy to get her to fall in love with me. But what I didn't know... was after I broke her heart would she still love me.
(He pauses and lets this settle)
Chris Keller: See, I'm a piece of shit. I am worthless. As bad as they come and to have someone keep loving me, no matter how bad...
Chris Keller: You happy now? You got me to open up and spill my guts all over your table.
Nikolai Stanislofsky: You know what I miss more than anything about being free? Taking a bath. I hate showers. To sit and soak in a hot tub with bubbles everywhere...
(says 'amazing' in Russian)
Ryan O'Reily: I bet you even had a rubber ducky, huh Nikolai?
Nikolai Stanislofsky: Rubber ducky?
Ryan O'Reily: Yeah.
Nikolai Stanislofsky: What is rubber ducky?
Augustus Hill: A product of capitalist imperialism.
Robert Rebadow: God told me.
Augustus Hill: You swat at a fly, step on an ant, squash a cockroach, you don't think much of it. In fact, killing a bug gives you a sense of accomplishment. Fucking ant was ruining your picnic, cockroach was crawling through your kitchen cabinets. You put an end to their disgusting, miserable little lives and make a better world for everyone. Only, for every one you kill, more appear. Bigger, uglier, meaner than before.
Martin Querns: DON'T fuck with Querns!
William Giles: (repeatedly) Peter... Peter Marie.
Tobias Beecher: I didn't kill Shemin.
Simon Adebisi: Yeah, but you fucked him, though.
Tobias Beecher: Once. He was lousy.
(Browne slams Beecher's head against a desk)
Tobias Beecher: So were you, Mondo!
(Browne slams his head again)
Chris Keller: Hey, I'm gonna see you today, right?
Sister Pete: Three o'clock, visiting one of your ex-wives.
Chris Keller: Yeah.
Sister Pete: Which one? Kitty or Angelique?
Chris Keller: Bonnie, wife number 2 and number 4, she's the best.
Sister Pete: Hmmm.
Chris Keller: There she is, there she is.
Sister Pete: Aha, a redhead.
Chris Keller: No, the other one.
Sister Pete: Chris she's...
Chris Keller: Huge.
Sister Pete: Well, did she gain some weight after the divorce?
Chris Keller: No, she was that way when I married her. Both times. Bye.
(He goes into the visitation room and starts making out with Bonnie)
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