Billy Pratt: Annie, those are my underwear.
Billy Pratt: I don't mean I wear 'em or anything. They belong to a girlfriend of mine.
Annie: But what about Gertie?
Billy Pratt: I strayed. See, I got lucky with this phone sex girl one night and my truck doesn't have a backseat so I borrowed yours. Dean soesn't want you to tell Gertie so he's covering for me. See, I didn't get the name Bad Billy Pratt for nothing.
Billy Pratt: I'm sorry, Annie. I got horny. Do you hate me?
Grant Stayton: (on Joanna's yacht, the "Immaculata") ... Joanna, I want you tonight - How can you have your period EVERY WEEK?
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: (they're shown in bed together; Grant is glued to "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous") ... Must you watch that THING incessantly?
Grant Stayton: Yes, I must. It has a tawdry, escapist quality that sooths my nerves.
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: What YOU have to escape from, I can't possibly imagine... Grant, I left my wedding ring on the deck.
Grant Stayton: Well, what can I do?
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: Go and get it.
Grant Stayton: It's after midnight.
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: I don't care. I want it now.
Grant Stayton: Let me just see who's in the Top Ten Luxury Yachts. This is the Big League of the Seven Seas, the one purchase that separates mere millionaires from MULTI-millionaires.
(Disgusted, Joanna goes to get it herself)
Annie: I speak French! Do I know what I said? Yes I do. I must've learned in Paris. When was I in Paris? In the Navy.
Annie: I don't belong here, I feel it, don't you think I feel it. I can't do any of these vile things and I wouldn't WANT to. Oh, my life is like death. My children are the spawn of hell, and you're the devil. Oh God.
Dean Proffitt: But baby, we LIKE you.
Joey Proffitt: (watching Joanna ride away) YOU SAID MOMS DON'T LEAVE.
Grant Stayton: Can she see us?
Cop at Hospital: Not unless she's Superwoman
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: (on the other side of the one way window) Listen to me, medical people!. As of now, I have a light history of a dirty garbage scow and a breakfast of extremely runny eggs over easy. I refuse, REFUSE
(throws an object)
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: to be incercerated in this semi-private room while there are no efforts being made.
Cop at Hospital: Is that her?
Grant Stayton: No, I've never seen her before in my life!
Andrew: (Andrew hands Joanna her earrings after they've drank tequila shots below decks with the crew) You best not lose these again, madam.
Joanna: (perplexed) Again?
Andrew: You will forgive me, madam.
(clearly mocking her)
Andrew: "Andrew! I seem to have lost my ruby earrings somewhere between 64th and 68th street, find them."
Joanna: (geniunely contrite) I've behaved so badly.
(Andrew raises his eyebrows)
Joanna: You've done all these wonderful things for me and I never even once said thank you.
Joanna: I'm sorry.
Andrew: (embarrassed) Apology accepted, ma'am.
(he turns away and to the sink)
Joanna: (following him) Everyone on this boat thinks I'm crazy. Do you think they're right?
Andrew: (turning around to face her) Oh no, madam. Oh no. You... most of us go through life with blinders on. Knowing only that little station to which we were born. But you madam, have had the... rare privilege of escaping your bonds for just a spell. To see life from an entirely new perspective. How you choose to use that information is entirely up to you.
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: (Grant has just arrived at the hospital; she doesn't know he's right outside, behind a one-way mirror) ... You mean to tell me that I have no medical recourse...?
Grant Stayton: Can she see us?
Cop at Hospital: Not unless she's got x-ray vision or something.
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: ...Well, what DO you know? Extend your brain a teensy little bit, if possible.
Doctor at Hospital: You seem to be suffering from a temporary amnesia...
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: How TEMPORARY is it?
Doctor at Hospital: We don't know. Other than that, you seem to be in excellent physical shape.
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: Listen to me, medical people. As of now, I have a life history of a DIRTY garbage scow and a breakfast of EXTREMELY RUNNY eggs-over-easy. Now I REFUSE to be INCARCERATED in this semiprivate room -
(turns to the only other patient in the room)
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: You SNORE! - while there are no efforts being made by anyone to try and locate...!
Cop at Hospital: (to Grant, still outside Joanna's room) ... Is that your wife, sir?
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: ...I DEMAND you do something! Do you hear me...?
Grant Stayton: (to the Cop) ... No, I never saw her before in my life.
(He leaves; later, back on Joanna's yacht "Immaculata")
Grant Stayton: ... Mrs. Stayton has decided to leave me. Let's celebrate!
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: I just... ate a bug!
Dean Proffitt: (sees his sons gathered in a group whispering excitedly) What's this?
Annie: Travis found a girlfriend.
Joey Proffitt: Hey, Trav, don't knock her up!
Annie: (sarcastically) Very funny!
Annie: Oh, a washing machine! But Dean its so expensive.
Dean Proffitt: No, shit!
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: These gnats keep landing on my wet nail polish. I guess I'm supposed to walk around with their little corpses stuck to my fingers, is that it?... It's easy for you to say. You don't have to sit out here in the brine with your perm frizzing to oblivion. I look like a bushman.
Andrew: (who's been painting her toenails) ... I've finished, madam. Would you like me to put your jewelry back on you?
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: No, I'm still tacky.
Joanna: I have behaved so badly. You've done so many wonderful things for me and I've never even once said thank you. I'm sorry
Andrew: Apology accepted, madam.
Annie: I'm a short, fat slut.
Joanna Stayton/Annie Proffitt: I'm not a bitch. ANDREW. Are you going to bring me my lemon or do I have to squeeze it from my hat?
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