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Shang: Ping, you are the craziest man I've ever met, and for that I owe you my life. From now on, you have my trust.
Ling: Let's hear it for Ping, the bravest of us all!
Yao: You're king of the mountain!


(seeing Yao, Ling, and Chien-Po run to the lake where Mulan is bathing)
Mushu: Oh! We're *doomed!* There are a couple things I *know* they're bound to notice!


Shang: What's your name?
Mulan: Uh... I, I, uh...
Chi Fu: Your commanding officer just asked you a question.
Mulan: Uh, I've got a name. Ha! And it's a boy's name, too.
Mushu: (whispering in Mulan's ear) Ling. How 'bout Ling?
Mulan: (looking toward Ling) His name is Ling.
Shang: I didn't ask for *his* name. I asked for *yours!*
Mushu: Try, uh, uh, ah, Chu.
Mulan: Ah Chu.
Shang: Ah Chu?
Mushu: Gesundheit.
Mushu: (chuckles) I kill myself.
Mulan: Mushu...
Shang: Mushu?
Mulan: No!
Shang: Then what is it?
Mushu: Ping! Ping was my best friend growin' up.
Mulan: It's Ping.
Shang: Ping?
Mushu: Of course, Ping did steal my girl...
(Mulan muffles him)
Mulan: Yes, my name is Ping.


Mushu: The truth is we're both frauds. Your ancestors never sent me, they don't even like me. But you risked your life to help people you love. I risked your life to help myself. At least you had good intentions.
(Cri-Kee chirps sadly at Mushu)
Mushu: What? What do you mean you're not lucky? You *lied* to me?
(Cri-Kee nods sadly)
Mushu: (to Mulan's horse) And what are you, a sheep?


The Emperor of China: I've heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father's armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and... you have saved us all.


The Emperor of China: The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
Shang: Sir?
The Emperor of China: You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty.


Mulan: Get off the roof, get off the roof, get off the roof!
Mulan: (Grabs Mushu and Cri-kee and jumps)


Man with Tattoo: (Mulan is watching Yao and Ling talk to a new recruit who is showing off his tattoo) This tattoo will protect me from harm.
Yao: Hmmm...
(punches the recruit who falls)
Ling: (laughs) I hope you can get your money back!
Mulan: I don't think I can do this.


Mulan: With all due respect, Your Excellency, I think I've been away from home long enough.
The Emperor of China: Then, take this.
(removes his crest from around his neck and puts it around Mulan's)
The Emperor of China: So your family will know what you have done for me. And this.
(hands her the sword of Shan Yu)
The Emperor of China: So the world will know what you have done for China.


Shang: (as Yao starts to climb the pole to retrieve Shang's arrow) One moment. You seem to be missing something.
(Chi Fu comes forward with two bronze disks, which Shang hangs on Yao's wrists)
Shang: This - represents discipline... and this - represents strength.
(Yao collapses, as everyone else snickers)
Shang: You need both to reach the arrow.


Chi Fu: Be careful, Captain. The General may be your father, but I am the Emperor's consul. Oh, and by the way, I got that job on my own.
(Li Shang walks out of his tent and passes Mulan)
Mulan: Hey. I'll hold him, and you punch!


Chi Fu: Insubordinate ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl.
(a panda eats his slipper; he squeals like a girl)
Mushu: (disguised as a messenger riding the panda) Urgent news from the General.
(beat)
Mushu: What's the matter? Never seen a black-and-white before?
Chi Fu: Who are you?
Mushu: Excuse me? I think the question is, who are *you!* We're in a war, man! There's no time for stupid questions! I should have your hat for this, snatch it *right* off your head. But I'm feeling gracious today, so carry on before I report you.


Mushu: Let's go kick some Hunny buns! Yee-ha!
(hoots and hollers)


Shang: Let me see your conscription notice.
(Reads it)
Shang: Fa Zhou? The Fa Zhou?
Chi Fu: I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.
Mulan: Well, he doesn't talk about me much.
(Tries to spit, but ends up with a glop of spit hanging from her lip)
Chi Fu: I can see why. The boy is an absolute lunatic.


(Mushu is ordered to awaken the ancestors by the First Ancestor)
Mushu: One family reunion comin' right up.
Mushu: (to the other ancestors while banging a gong) Okay, people, people, look alive. Let's go. Come on. Get up. Let's move it. Rise and shine. Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing, trust me.


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