Scorpion: (grabs Daffy Duck) Get over here!
Liu Kang: Raiden said your destiny would be clear. So, there she is. Johnny Cage: You know what? I guess I don't mind having my balls crushed. By her, I mean.
Hanzo Hasashi: Life is cruel, Satoshi. It doesn't care where you are from, what god you pray to. It is. So, you must face it head-on.
Johnny Cage: Listen, sweetheart, we should get out of here... (Sonya kicks Johnny in his groin) Johnny Cage: My dick! Sonya Blade: Fuckballs, no one touches me without permission! You got it?
Scorpion: What in the hell... Demon Torturer: Close. Netherrealm.
Liu Kang: You both made it. Good. I fear it's only gonna get harder from here. Johnny Cage: Whoa. Wait. What's gonna get harder? I just fought a walking pair of teeth on the side of a mountain. I'm not Tom Cruise, you know. I act. I leave that stunt shit to the stunt people.
(last lines) Shao Kahn: You have failed me. Shang Tsung: I'm sorry, Master. It was that old fool, Raiden. He... Shao Kahn: Silence! Gather our forces. It's time to end this game once and for all.
Raiden: We are approaching the veil. Johnny Cage: Who's that? Let me guess. He's kinda our Merlin? Liu Kang: That is Lord Raiden, Protector of Earthrealm. Johnny Cage: Boom! Nailed it. Wait. Earthrealm? Did you guys get a script already or something? Look, I'd love a copy. I have no dead what you're talking about, but I am pretty good at improv, so, uh... Lord Raiden, right? Good to meet you. So, tell me more about this veil. Raiden: The space between realms to prevent Outworld from merging with Earthrealm. Sonya Blade: Prevented by what? Raiden: Always the soldier. Evaluating risks. What guards the veil is of less consequence than what it does so. if Shao Kahn wins this tournament, Earth as you know it will cease to exist. Johnny Cage: Not to fear, Lord Raiden. I, Johnny Cage, will make sure that Earthrealm, so dumb, will be safe from harm. You have my word on it.
Johnny Cage: Heeere's Johnny!
Sonya Blade: Fuck with the Blade, you're gonna get cut!
(Cage and Blade knock out Kano and save Jax) Jax Briggs: Wait a moment. (crushes Kano's skull under his heel) Jax Briggs: NOW we can go.
Liu Kang: Liu Kang of the White Lotus Society. Johnny Cage: Johnny Cage of the superstar variety, but you probably knew that. And you are? Sonya Blade: Not interested. Johnny Cage: Oh, you will be. They always are.
Johnny Cage: (referring to Sonya) Think she'll ever like me? Jax Briggs: She didn't hit you in the nuts, did she? Johnny Cage: Yes she did, Jax. Yes, she did.
Kano: Hello, love. Nice to see you again. Sonya Blade: Why don't you come over here and I'll give you a big hug. Kano: Well, you'd do a better job than Jax.
Johnny's Ex: Call me when you grow up. Johnny Cage: So, I can still call her then. That's a W.
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