Christine von Marburg: All I know about you is that you drive a Testarossa and you live on a boat.
(at shooting range)
Kern: New Bren-10's pretty nice, ey Burnett?
Sonny Crockett: It's all right.
Kern: Got the Eagle inside, you want to try it?
Sonny Crockett: Some other time, Kern.
Kern: Haven't seen you in a while.
Sonny Crockett: Been pretty busy.
Kern: Still keeping in touch with the Cazadores?
Sonny Crockett: That bunch of daisies?
Sonny Crockett: I'm putting together a whole new group of people. Men that take life seriously.
Sonny Crockett: 200 miles out there, there's men sitting in nuclear submarines just waiting to put us in their crosshairs. Who's gonna protect us, mister? The Army? They're a bunch of toy soldiers. Half-breds! Women! Homosexuals! That's who is protecting our country!
Sonny Crockett: You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.
Det. Ricardo Tubbs: (Over the phone) That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.
Det. Stan Switek: Do you think that guy practices at being a tubesteak?
Sonny Crockett: You just got to learn to go with the heat, Rico. It's just like life. You just gotta keep telling yourself, no matter how hot it gets, sooner or later there's a cool breeze coming in.
Det. Ricardo Tubbs: Should I write that down?
Sonny Crockett: Knowing the answers doesn't make it any easier, does it?
Det. Ricardo Tubbs: In this job you're lucky if it doesn't make it any harder.
Sonny Crockett: I get these occasional urges for stability in my life.
Street lady at bar: Hey, handsome, why don't you buy me a drink?
Rickles: Because I wasn't born yesterday.
Sonny Crockett: First a junkie, now a hooker. I think I've been in the business too long, I'm starting to fall for the players.
Brenda: This is America, you need to be in debt, only way banks can get money back.
Sonny Crockett: People in stucco houses shouldn't throw quiche.
Izzy Moreno: I thought we were going to have a meaningful diabolical time.
(During an auction)
Sonny Crockett: The secret to success, whether it's women or money, is knowing when to quit. I oughta know: I'm divorced and broke.
Sonny Crockett: (Describing his ex-wife) She left me at Sears, and had me cryin' all the way to Walgreens.
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