Dr. Peter Burns: Talk is cheap Amanda. Then again, so are you.
Amanda Woodward: Count your friends, Michael... Oops, done already?
(Carter is regrettably avoiding Sydney's phone calls)
Walter: Why don't we just disconnect the phone? You don't really need a private line.
Carter Gallivan: No, of course not. Cause I'm not allowed to have a private life. Doesn't fit into my schedule. Right Walter?
Amanda: Until now I have tolerated you childish behavior but this crosses the line.
Craig: I just thought that since San Francisco went so well...
Amanda: ...you'd see if you could charm me into bed? There's only one man who can do that, and that's my husband, whom I happen to love very much.
Kyle McBride: You're allright Amanda. I always thought you were a shrieking fish wife, but you're allright.
Amanda Woodward: Well, you're not so bad yourself for someone I thought of as a hen-pecked know nothing.
Kyle McBride: Hen-pecked?
Amanda Woodward: ...know-nothing.
Brooke: Maybe it's time for us to bury the hatchet.
Alison: Gee, you'd have to pull it out of my back first.
(to Coop, about an unconcious Lexi)
Dr. Peter Burns: I leave for five minutes and you show up. What is it with you and unconscious women?
Lexi Sterling Cooper: Listen, why don't you do us all a favor and get another helicopter crash or kidnapped?
Amanda Woodward: You know, Lexi, when I look at you all I see is a bitter woman uncapable of love.
Lexi Sterling Cooper: Amanda, it's not me you see, it's your own reflection.
(learning that Megan is a hooker)
Dr. Michael Mancini: I've had a lot of practice dealing with women who, shall we say... stray from the norm.
Sydney Andrews Mancini Field: (Sydney's note) No doctors in today. Burns in jail, Mancini in hospital.
Dr. Michael Mancini: What was I thinking? That you'd actually listen to me? That you'd actually stay out of my life? Course you won't. You can't. You haven't got the capabilities! It's like asking an ape to do algebra.
Taylor Davis McBride: Now now Michael. Apes are very intelligent.
(Before Amanda's wedding to Kyle)
Taylor Davis McBride: Amanda! I couldn't find anything blue, but I did find something old... a picture of Kyle and me on *our* wedding day. Oh hell, you already got the something borrowed bit with my husband. Too bad he hasn't shown! All the guests out there are wondering if maybe he stood you up.
Amanda Woodward: You know, I don't remember you being added to the guest list, so why don't you get out of here?
Taylor Davis McBride: Gladly. Oh, by the way... that dress is hideous.
Amanda Woodward: What can I say, when God was passing out business sense, Jane was in the back of the line getting her nails done.
Dr. Michael Mancini: I don't know how it works with your kind, but when I buy a woman a closet full of clothes, it's because I want to see her naked.
Amanda Woodward: Divorced, married, widowed, and all in what? 48 hours?
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