Kyle McBride: (to Amanda) I love you!
(She slaps him)
Amanda Woodward: This isn't about love. It's about two dead women... Christine and me. And I killed us both.
Sydney Andrews Mancini Fields: We're perfect for each other. Don't you get it?
Dr. Michael Mancini: Get this, Sydney. You are one stupid slut who's crossed the line and I don't want to see your face anymore.
Sydney Andrews Mancini Fields: Jane warned me about how cranky you get in the morning.
Dr. Kimberly Shaw Mancini: Love hurts. Remember that Michael.
Amanda Woodward: Look who's talking about being human, the most in-human person on Earth.
Taylor Davis McBride: Oh, giving up your title so soon?
(giving Peter shopping advice)
Taylor Davis McBride: You never buy your second wife a nicer ring than your first.
Richard: Keep your clothes on Jane, it's not gonna work this time.
Amanda Woodward: If you're going to kiss me, don't do that pent-up macho anger thing. I don't like bruises.
(Eric has sent Megan flowers)
Dr. Michael Mancini: (jealous) This is a doctor's office. Patients have allergies, I have allergies.
Megan Lewis Mancini: No you don't.
Dr. Michael Mancini: Well, I'm developing them.
(greeting Taylor while leaving Kyle's Restaurant)
Amanda Woodward: Put on weight, Taylor?
Sydney Andrews Mancini Field: They're either cute and gay, cute and crazy, or worst of all, cute and married.
Samantha Reilly Campbell: So what are you going to do? Date married men? Baaaaad idea.
(Amanda and Kyle are kissing in front of Jennifer at the Jazz Club)
Jennifer Mancini: Are we working? Or are you gonna mate right in front of me?
Nurse Amy: She's your wife's landlord. That would be your present wife, number four, isn't it? And she wants all your belongings out of the house by to-night.
Michael: And did she say why?
Nurse Amy: Nooo, but I'm sure we'll be reading about it in tomorrow morning's newspaper.
Taylor Davis McBride: Michael, listen... I don't want a relationship, I don't want a commitment... I need your sperm.
(Amanda on men)
Amanda: Get used to the fact that even the most perfect, sensitive guy is, bottom line,a dog. I mean, he might be a well-behaved dog, but he still howls at the moon and grabs the first leg he can get ahold of.
Dr. Michael Mancini: If you get us back together, what's in it for you?
Jennifer Mancini: ("Godfather" voice) One day Michael, I will come to you for a favor, and when I do, you will grant me that favor... no matter what it is. Capiche?
Dr. Michael Mancini: (pause) You're the weird one in the family... you know that, right?
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