Donna: Wh-wh what are you all doing here? Bill: I'm writing a travel piece. Harry Bright: I- I'm on a spontaneous holiday. Sam Carmichael: I-I-I I just dropped in to say... hi.
Sophie: (reading Donna's diary) We danced on the beach, kissed on the beach and dot, dot, dot.
Donna: And welcome to- to Sophie's dad. I have to tell you, he is here. Sophie: I know, I invited him. Donna: You couldn't have, I don't even know which one it is.
Bill: (while Donna and the Dynamos are singing "Super Trouper") Our song! Sam Carmichael: Your song? Harry Bright: It's my song!
Rosie: (in a very Cockney accent) Excuse me, hello! This is a hen party! Women only! Thank you! Sam Carmichael: (mocking the Cockney accent) Okaay!
Sophie: I don't care if you slept with hundreds of men, you're my mom, and I love you so much. Donna: Oh Soph... (hugs) Donna: And I haven't slept with *hundreds* of men.
(from trailer) Bill: We're here for the wedding. (Sophie is frazzled) Sam Carmichael: You are expecting us? Sophie: (pause) Oh my god, yeah.
Donna: And welcome to- to Sophie's dad. I have to tell you, he is here. Sophie: I know, I invited him. Donna: You couldn't have, I don't even know which one it is.
Sophie: (Bill has just realized that he might be her father) You know what happens next? Bill: Don't tell me you have a twin sister.
Tanya: (before singing 'Does Your Mother Know') Little boys who play with fire get their fingers burned.
Tanya: (looks in the basket that one of the passengers are holding) Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh! (Tanya catches herself) Rosie: (to Tanya) It's just a fish! (some people laugh beside them)
Sky: You must be Tanya. I've heard so much about you! Tanya: All bad, I hope! Sky: Yes! Donna: And all true!
Rosie: (regarding Sophie's potential fathers) Now, listen, what we're gonna do is... we'll get them plastered tonight and then tomorrow Tanya and I will take them fishing. Tanya: Fishing? Oh, please! Rosie: What do you suggest we do with three men? Tanya: Now THAT takes me back.
Tanya: (talking about Donna's money troubles and her life in general) Yeah, but are you being taken care of? Donna: What do you mean? Tanya: Are you getting any? Donna: Oh, you mean... (turns on the drill, making loud noises, then says to the drill:) Donna: Down, boy.
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