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Lola: There's a little... chill in the air... isn't there?


Lola: Change your mind about someone.


Lola: I have to warn you, Charlie from Northampton, I have a terrible habit of doing exactly the opposite of what people want of me.


Lola: (looks horrified) Burgundy. Please, God, tell me I have not inspired something burgundy. Red. Red. *Red*. *Red*, Charlie boy. *Red*! Is the color of sex! Burgundy is the color of hot water bottles! Red is the color of sex and fear and danger and signs that say, Do. Not. Enter. All my favorite things in life.


Lauren: Maybe you judge what you leave behind by what you inspire in other people.


Lola: Came all this way for my advice? I feel like Oprah!


Lola: (When looking at the first sample boot created by the Price & Sons company) Please, God! Tell me I have not inspired something burgundy!
Charlie Price: But they're comfy.
Lola: (after Lola had accidentally put the sample boot onto the loudspeaker microphone button) SEX, shouldn't be comfy!
Mel: Thank God, I thought it was just me!


Lola: There's a little... chill in the air... isn't there?


Big Mike: Well, you wouldn't put a frock on. If you don't want to get off with blokes, why put a frock on?
Lola: Thing is, Mike, ask any woman what she likes most in a man. Compassion, tenderness, sensitivity. Traditionally the female virtues. Perhaps what women secretly desire is a man who is fundamentally a woman.


George: (about Charlie Price in the boots) Does he look sexy?
Lauren: He does to me George.


Mrs. Cobb: Ah! Now the little pottery shoes, they're good luck, you see? You know, like Whitby has lucky glass ducks, Northampton has lucky pottery shoes. Can I just ask, are you a man?
Lola: I am, love, yes.
Mrs. Cobb: Ah, that's fine. Just so's I know how to leave the toilet seat.


Lola: (regarding his broken boot heel) Like most things in life, they cannot stand the weight of a man.


Lola: Put on a frock and I can sing 'Stand by Your Man' in front of five hundred strangers... Put on a pair of jeans and I can't even sodding well say hello.


Don: (as lola insults the shoes) You'd look nice in 'em love.
Lola: (walks up to him slowly, sits on his knee, looks seductively into his eyes) If you can't get women to wear them...
Lola: (adopts a much deeper masculine voice) ... then you'll never get a bloke like me to where 'em.


Lola: Ladies, gentlemen and those who are yet to make up your mind.


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