Roy Clark: What do you call a man that don't believe in birth control?
Grandpa Jones: A daddy.
Junior Samples: We once knew a girl who was so fat she wore prescription underwear.
Roy Clark: I crossed a pussycat with a 500 pound canary.
Audience: What'd you get?
Roy Clark: A canary that says
(gruff voice)
Roy Clark: Come here pussycat!
Sunshine Cornsilk: (Lulu's gone to town) While the cat's away, the mouse can play.
Junior Samples: Not this mouse.
Sunshine Cornsilk: How come?
Junior Samples: Because I know *why* Lulu went to the store, to buy a mouse trap.
Lulu Roman: Somebody just blowed up a cow.
Junior Samples: What' the judge lock up ol' Stan Hawkins for?
Roy Clark: Bigotry, he had three wives.
Junior Samples: That's not bigotry, that's... tremedously.
(falls down laughing)
Grandpa Jones: (calling to Junior) That's trigonometry!
Lulu Roman: Get out of my cornfield!
Grandpa Jones: The watermelons just exploded.
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