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Kid in Classroom: (noticing Dumb Donald's pink knit hood) What's that on your head? Dumb Donald: It's my hat. Kid in Classroom: Why don't you take it off? Dumb Donald: Cause I have no face!


Bill Cosby: (after hearing a knock at his door) Oh, people wait 'til you get to the top of the stairs, then they knock. WHO IS IT? Fat Albert: It's Fat Albert! Bill Cosby: Yeah, right. (Bill Cosby answers the door. Fat Albert is on his doorstep) Fat Albert: Hello. I'm looking for Mr. Cosby. Are you his dad? (Fat Albert holds out his hand) Fat Albert: I'm... I'm Fat Albert. (Bill Cosby faints and Fat Albert catches him) Fat Albert: Whoa! Uh... Help! He...


(Old Weird Harold listens to music in the mall. He and Mushmouth pull the headphones off) Old Weird Harold: What did he say? Mushmouth: Budeep a bubba da beep my lubba. Old Weird Harold: You watch your mouth.


Bill: Look! (Bill, Fat Albert, Dumb Donald, Bucky, Rudy, Mushmouth and Old Weird Harold run across a street and look at a poster in a video store window which reads: "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Own the complete collection on DVD!") Bill: See? THAT'S who we are. Rudy: Yeah, and we're coming out on "divda." Bucky: What's "divda?" Dumb Donald: I don't know. Bucky: I... Bill: Don't start! We don't belong here.


Dumb Donald: I know a dog named Doris!


Fat Albert: You can't let fear keep you from caring about someone, because, caring about someone... is wonderful! A person you think about, and they think about you, and you both know you're thinking of each other... , and it's just fantastic to know that there is somebody out there in the world thinking about you.


Salesman: (Helping the guys pick out clothes) Hey, I know big, and you my friend... are *big*.
Fat Albert: ...and Fat, I'm Fat Albert.
Salesman: Well, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be... *big* Al.


(repeated line)
Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey!


Poster in Video Store window: Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids! Coming soon on DVD.
Bill: Look. *That's* who we are.
Rudy: Yeah, and it says we're coming out on dividee.
Bucky: What's dividee
Dumb Donald: I don't know.
Bucky: I know you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.
Dumb Donald: I wasn't talking to you.
Bill: Guys, cut it out.


Mushmouth: (in pain after being unsuccessfully pushed head-first back into the television screen) My hebba hurt!


Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! Who wants to play?


Danielle: (scoffs) I have done guest spots on Bugs Bunny and The Jetsons and I have never been treated like this. I am so *out* of here.


Rudy: You're like school on Saturday: no class.


Bucky: What do we do *now*?
Dumb Donald: I don't know.
Bucky: I *know* you don't know, I wasn't talking to you.
Dumb Donald: I wasn't talking to *you*.
Bucky: Then who *were* you talking to?
Dumb Donald: I thought I was talking to *her*.
Bill: Guys, cut it out.


Dumb Donald: (in a mall) Wow, it looks like an indoor town.


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