When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.
Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
Responding to a question about his childhood: "Weirdo. Weirdo. Underachiever. Weirdo. Weirdo."
I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of TV shows. People don't want to hear from me.
That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.
I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there.
On government: The less the better. As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.
Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.
When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.
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