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(Spartan and Huxley enter and see Cocteau's face speaking to them from dozens of monitors)
Dr. Cocteau: Forgive my lack of bodily disposition, but I do have an entire city government to run.
John Spartan: Yeah, well run this: you programmed Phoenix's rehabilitation program to turn him into a terrorist, and I don't think his escape was an accident either!
Lenina Huxley: Very subtle.
John Spartan: Thank you.


(John Spartan landed on the police car stolen by Simon Phoenix)
Simon Phoenix: No free rides!


John Spartan: Hey Luke Skywalker, use the force.


Lenina Huxley: I thought your life force had been prematurely terminated!
John Spartan: Yeah, I thought I was history too. What the hell happened? All of a sudden, this car turned into a cannoli.


John Spartan: You're under arrest, Phoenix.
Simon Phoenix: Arrest? Shit. And you're trespassing.


Troubled Guy: I don't know... lately I just don't feel like there's anything special about me.
Booth: You are an incredibly sensitive man, who inspires joy-joy feelings in all those around you.


(a frozen naked criminal swings by overhead)
Simon Phoenix: I hope my butt didn't look like that! Okay, who do we have left that's good? Wilkes, Patrick... Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy!


Dr. Cocteau: Well I must say that whacking, whatever it is, sounds most disagreeable.


Simon Phoenix: So let me get this right, they defrosted you just so you could lasso my piddly ass? Damn, you been had! I been dreamin' about killin' you for forty years.
John Spartan: Well, keep dreaming!


Lenina Huxley: (Spartan encounters a burger grill in the underground world) Just don't ask them where the meat comes from.
John Spartan: Huxley, what's that supposed to mean?
Lenina Huxley: Do you see any cows around here, detective?
John Spartan: Que es este carne?
(What is this meat?)
Hamburger Stand Scrap: Este carne es de rata.
(This meat is from rats)
John Spartan: Rat? This is a rat burger?
(vendor nods)
John Spartan: Not bad! Matter of fact this is the best burger I've had in years!
Hamburger Stand Scrap: Gracias, Senor.
John Spartan: Prego. See ya later.


Chief George Earle: We can just wait for another code to go red. And when Phoenix performs another Murder Death Kill, we'll know exactly where to pounce.
John Spartan: (sarcastic) Great plan.
Chief George Earle: (not realising the sarcasm) Thank you.
Erwin: He likes your plan, Chief!


(cops are singing along with "golden oldies": radio jingles)
John Spartan: Somebody put me back in the fridge.


Dr. Cocteau: John Spartan, this display of barbaric behavior was unacceptable even in your time!
John Spartan: Yeah. But it worked.
(Shoots out the monitors with Cocteau's face on them)
John Spartan: When a man like Pheonix has a gun to your head, ten seconds is nine and a half seconds longer than you live.


Lenina Huxley: Ah, smoking is not good for you, and it's been deemed that anything not good for you is bad; hence, illegal. Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat...
John Spartan: Are you shitting me?
Moral Statute Machine: John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
John Spartan: What the hell is that?
Moral Statute Machine: John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
Lenina Huxley: Bad language, chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys and anything spicy. Abortion is also illegal, but then again so is pregnancy if you don't have a licence.


John Spartan: Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Simon Phoenix: Good memory.


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