Hank Yarbo: (Brent and Hank are wearing the same shirt) Look at us, we're identical!
Brent LeRoy: We're not identical, I have different pants than you.
Hank Yarbo: Yeah, I don't even wanna get into your pants.
Brent LeRoy: You're not gonna with that kinda whining.
Davis: New music sucks, and it sucks too loud!
Lacey: You should seriously consider starting your own cult.
Brent LeRoy: I'm thinking about it. Play your cards right and you could be wife number thirty.
Karen Pelly: How stupid are you? You can't just fire your gun off willy-nilly!
Davis: It wasn't willy-nilly, it was at crows.
Karen Pelly: I got a riddle for you, Hank. Okay. A plane crashes on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Where do they bury the survivors?
Hank Yarbo: Hmmm. Tough one. Right on the border, huh? Well, is there one larger chunk of the airplane on one side?
Karen Pelly: No. It's broken directly in half, distributed over the two sides.
Hank Yarbo: Wow, that's really tough.
Karen Pelly: (Repeats herself) A plane crashes directly on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Where do they bury the SURVIVORS?
Hank Yarbo: OHHHHH! The *survivors*.
Hank Yarbo: Bury one on each side.
Brent LeRoy: What are you guys watching?
Hank Yarbo: Soccer, you want in on the action? I got a good feeling about Brazil.
Brent LeRoy: Naw, I don't know anything about soccer.
Hank Yarbo: It's a complex sport. It took me quite sometime before I fully understood the subleties of the game.
Hank Yarbo: Hey what's he doing? You can't pick up the ball and run with it like that you moron!
Paul Kinistino: Uh... this is rugby.
Emma Leroy: You gotta stop with this revenge.
Oscar Leroy: This is not about revenge, this is about getting even!
Davis: (after losing the Grey Cup tickets) Well, I'll have to go to a scalper.
Karen Pelly: Isn't it weird for you to go to a scalper?
Davis: Why? Because I'm a Cree man? I resent that!
Karen Pelly: Because you're a police officer and scalping tickets is illegal.
Davis: Oh yeah.
Theme Song: ("Not A Lot Goin' On") You can tell me that your dog ran away / Then tell me that it took three days / I've heard every joke / I've heard every one you'd say / You think there's not a lot goin' on / Look closer baby, you're so wrong / And that's why you can stay so long / Where there's not a lot goin' on.
Brent LeRoy: (Davis hands Brent a parking ticket) Why are you giving me a ticket, Davis? I always park here.
Davis: Sorry Brent, you can't park here during peak hours.
(Brent's is the only car along a long stretch of road)
Lacey: We're sorry if this town seems a little, you know... boring.
Dr. Chris Garner: Oh, it's all right. I'm quite accustomed to slower life.
Emma Leroy: It gets slower than this?
Brent LeRoy: Can I help you, Wes?
Oscar Leroy: Hey, I was here before him!
Wanda Dollard: Age before more age.
Oscar Leroy: Oh sure, big spender! Go ahead! But just remember, money talks. But it don't sing and dance. And it don't walk!
Oscar Leroy: Let me answer that question with another question: Shut up!
Brent LeRoy: Hey, I'm, uh, I'm sorry about that crack I made at the Ruby. Which, although it was funny, may have seemed insensitive. Although it was funny.
Davis Quinton: It's okay.
Brent LeRoy: Why didn't you tell me you couldn't smell?
Davis Quinton: I did.
Brent LeRoy: Can you smell propane?
Davis Quinton: No, I can't smell anything.
Brent LeRoy: Anyone could've missed that.
Davis Quinton: Well, you obviously don't remember the rest of the conversation.
Davis Quinton: It's not that I can't smell propane, it's that I can't smell *anything*. Propane, skunk, leftovers. I have no sense of smell!
Brent LeRoy: Ah, you talk in riddles.
(at the end of a hockey game, the crowd is cheering loudly)
Oscar Leroy: What happened?
Karen Pelly: The boys didn't lose.
Emma Leroy: No, seriously, what happened?
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