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Neville Bartos: There's no cash here. Here there's no cash, alright? Cash *no*, Robbo?
Robbo: No cash.


Keith Read: (to Chopper, who's ears have been sliced) Cheers, big ears!


Interviewer: You've written a best-seller...
Chopper: Yeah, I know - and I can't even bloody spell. What about those poor bloody academics, those college graduates, battling their guts out to write some airy-fairy piece of exaggerated artwork? And here's a bloke, sitting in a cell, who can't spell, and he's written a best-seller. It's sold two hundred and fifty thousand copies. And it's still selling. And he's writing another one. And I can't even spell. I'm semi-bloody-illiterate.


Chopper: (to Downie) I've never, I don't think I've ever been as bloody insulted as I am right now. I'm sittin' here confessing to a fucking murder, I've known you since I was a fucking pup, right? And you've got the fucking audacity to drag this cunt here...
Detective Cooney: (Chuckles) Sort out your boy, will you?
Chopper: ...And you look at me like I'm a fucking idiot!


Chopper: Why would I shoot a bloke BANG, then drive him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place.


Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture.


Chopper: (Jimmy has stabbed Chopper seven times) It's all right, Jimmy. I don't hate you. You just broke my heart.


Jimmy Loughnan: (Chopper holds a gun to Jimmy's face) Mark, Mark, Mark, no! You're being fucking paranoid!
Chopper: Well, just because I'm being paranoid doesn't mean people aren't trying to kill me.


Detective Downie: (about Neville) So you took him to the hospital?
Chopper: No, I didn't take him to the bloody hospital. Now tell me this, right? Why would I shoot a bloke - BANG - and then put him in the bloody car and whiz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place. What's more, it's bloody insulting, it's bloody insulting. I mean, am I the only bloody standover man in the country who provides a medical plan for some of these characters?


Chopper: Oh, Keithy. I always thought I was a good bloke.
Keithy George: Ha. What did you ever do that was good?
Chopper: Well, I bashed you. That was good, wasn't it? It was good for a bit of a giggle, anyway.


Chopper: (to Downie) I've never, I don't think I've ever been as bloody insulted as I am right now. I'm sittin' here confessing to a fucking murder, I've known you since I was a fucking pup, right? And you've got the fucking audacity to drag this cunt here... Detective Cooney: (Chuckles) Sort out your boy, will you? Chopper: ...And you look at me like I'm a fucking idiot!


Chopper: He couldn't knock the fluff off a cappuccino.


Chopper: Look, all I can tell you is what I've already told Mister Beasley: none of us saw anything. It was just one of those things: Bluey Barnes was reading a magazine; Ambrose Hatcheson was taking a piss; Johnny Price was washing his hands; Jimmy Loughnan was watching a bullant crawl across the table, and I was watching Jimmy watching the bullant.


Neville Bartos: There's no cash here. Here there's no cash, alright? Cash *no*, Robbo? Robbo: No cash.


Chopper: Look. The bloke's been me best mate since 1975. We've had our fallouts from time to time, it's no big deal. Y'know, it's like... if ya mum stabs ya, whaddya do? Y-ya don't get upset. Ya don't get angry, ya go, "Shit, mum's stabbed me, I better get off to the hospital."


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