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(repeated line) Brad Rigby: And that's an order.

Carla: Everything here is by the book. Kelly Collins: Thanks for the warning Carla, but I would really like to try and retain my individuality around here.

Kelly Collins: Next year, we'll be even better. If you and I can work on routines together, there's no telling what... Cadet Captain Jennifer Stone: Actually... there's not going to be a next year for me. You see, my Father got transferred to Europe, so I'm moving. (pauses) Cadet Captain Jennifer Stone: But I do have one wish for you, Cadet. That you become a platoon leader, and have to deal with a little maggot... (laughs) Cadet Captain Jennifer Stone: Just like you.

Carla: My client would like to point out that it's just paint - it'll wash out. Brad Rigby: This concludes the proceedings. Deliberations will begin immediately.

Cadet Captain Jennifer Stone: You're on my list, maggot. Kelly Collins: You'd be on mine if I had one.

Kelly Collins: (to her Mother) Military school? No, no. Like, like where they wear uniforms and they march all around together? You can't do this to me, Mom. I'm not going!

(last lines) Kelly Collins: (narrating) Since this is my first autobiography, I might not have gotten everything right. The events are true, the feelings are genuine, and my memoirs are finished. But, I might've forgotten what everyone was wearing.

Kelly Collins: (to Brad Rigby, while shining boots) Sir, I borrow some spit, Sir? Promise to pay you back!

(first lines) Kelly Collins: (narrating voice over) Hey, I always known there are some stories that have to be told, but I never realized my memoirs would be one of them.

Cadet Captain Jennifer Stone: (to Brad about Kelly) Once a maggot, always a maggot.

Carla: First lesson: Zip it and listen. Kelly Collins: Two things I have never mastered.

Brad Rigby: (to Jennifer) Well at least someone knows how to get down and dirty.

Kelly Collins: (to Jennifer) I hate heights. I am even hoping not to get too tall!

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