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Delivery man: (inventorying the items he has just brought) Meat hooks, four lengths of chain, forty gallons of plasma, and an elephant syringe.

Honey Parker: You're the deputy, do something!
Deputy Charlie: I can't shoot a woman!

KRKR-TV Commentator: You're watching KRKR-TV. And now, more news of high fliers. It seems that Mrs. Nancy Archer, the former Nancy Fowler, has joined the ever expanding circle of satellite seers. Mrs. Archer, heir to the Archer fortune of ten million and the famous Star of India diamond, claims not only to be seeing a social satellite, but also its inhabitant, a 30-foot giant. It seems that Mrs. Archer, who has been feuding with her husband, has found a man from out of this world, someone who will love her for who she is. Is he pink with long ears? Come, come, Mrs. Archer. Any man can resist five million dollars, but ten million? That's too much to ask for, even for the man in the moon.

Nancy Archer: (with emotional anger) My husband!... My gigolo! That's what you are. You're a miserable parasite! You're just after my money! I was rid of you once. Why did I take you back? Why? Why?
Harry Archer: Why did you, Nancy?
Nancy Archer: Why?... because I love you, Harry!

(repeated line)

Jess Stout: (about the Sheriff's gun) You're not going to use that on her, are you?
Sheriff Dubbitt: What do you want me to do, put salt on her tail?

Harry Archer: Hey, hey, hey, Tony, something's happen to your lights.
Tony the Bartender: I got eyes, I can see.
Honey Parker: Who needs lights?

Sheriff Dubbitt: Oh, Charlie. Go get the riot gun. We're taking a ride with Mrs. Archer out to the desert.
Deputy Charlie: Right, Chief. Why the heavy artillery?
Sheriff Dubbitt: Mrs. Archer claims she saw a satellite and a 30-foot giant down Route 66.
Deputy Charlie: (runs into office then runs back out) A 30-foot giant? Oh, no.

Dr. Heinrich Von Loeb: How long will the morphine be effective?
Dr. Isaac Cushing: No telling with the size of her body.

Harry Archer: They need my permission to operate. They're looking for me now to sign the papers.
Honey Parker: That's great. that's wonderful. Just hide out here for a few days and let her blow up like a balloon.

Dr. Isaac Cushing: Astounding growth!

Harry Archer: You know, you're going to flip your lid just one time too many with me, Nancy.

Dr. Isaac Cushing: She will tear up the whole town until she finds Harry.
Deputy Charlie: And then she'll tear up Harry.

(last lines)
Dr. Isaac Cushing: She finally got Harry all to herself.

Honey Parker: You know what our problem is? We both have the same disease: money, and happy ways of spending it.

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