Charlie Sheen was as surprised as anyone to discover he'd been killed in a snowboarding accident this week.
"When I heard on the news that I had died the other day, I quickly ran to my PC and checked the ratings for my show," the Two and a Half Men star told The Insider Thursday of his reaction to learning of the Internet reports swirling this week.
"Hmmm ... that's odd, all the numbers appeared solid," Sheen continued of his ratings. "Perhaps even up a bit.
"You can only imagine my relief when I discovered shortly afterward that they were referring to my actual literal death," he joked. "That I can survive. I then quickly called my Mom."