Dad: By the way, it makes me uncomfortable when you say "hooking up". Lisa: Why? It's not like it means anything. Dad: Hope it doesn't. Lisa: It doesn't. It's just an expression. Dad: Hope it is. Lisa: It is! God, when should never have rented Thirteen.
(repeated line) Lisa: I'll never leave you.
Lisa: Lisa is upstairs!
Danny: (Running around in circles as meteors bombard the living room) Take evasive action! Take evasive action!
Walter: (to robot) Get me a juice box, BIATCH!
Danny: It's just a goat. It's just a goat. It's just a goat.
(sees it has four eyes)
Danny: It's not a goat. It's not a goat. It's not a goat. It's not a goat. It's not a goat.
Walter: ...and then the card comes out...
Danny: Oh, the card. The card. The card. The...
Danny: THE CARD!
Danny, Walter: THE CARD!
Danny: Your're gonna leave us alone in this creepy old house?
Dad: It's not creepy, it's old.
Walter: I like mom's better.
Dad: Well, so did she and now it's hers.
Walter: I wish the astronaut had his brother back.
Walter: (reads card) Meteorites. Take evasive action.
Danny: What does that mean?
Walter: I don't know, it just says "Meteorites. Take evas...
(meteorite shoots through card)
Walter: What are you doing?
Danny: Making mac-and-cheese.
Walter: There's no water, dummy, we're in outer space.
(Danny turns the water on)
Walter: Why're you doing that?
Danny: Beacuse I'm hungry and I know you're not goiong to take care of me.
Walter: Don't bother; the gas won't work.
Danny: (turns the stove on) Any more advice?
Walter: You're such a baby!
Danny: You wished for two of me?
Danny: Why'd you wish for a football? You could've wished us out of here!
Walter: I was under a lot of pressure! He was yelling at me!
(meaning the Astronaut)
Danny: (turns around) Why were you yelling?
Astronaut: (sits on the bed) OK guys. Here's the thing: I've played this game before. OK? I played it with my own brother 15 years ago.
Walter: You're a player?
Astronaut: Yeah. Just like you guys. We were fighting a lot back then. And when the game started, it got even worse. Every time we spun, we got madder and madder at one another. And then I landed on the Star Space, the same one that Walter just landed on. I was *so* mad at him that when the star passed... I made my wish.
Walter: What'd you wish for?
Astronaut: I wished that my brother had never been born.
Danny: Oh my god.
(Walter looks at Danny, then at the Astronaut)
Astronaut: As soon as I did, it felt horrible. I thought, you know if I could spin again maybe I, I could land on another Star Space and wish him back but, the game wouldn't let me. So it wasn't my turn. Walter, there are some games you can't play alone.
Danny: A card came out!