Glenn Carpenter: There is something I always wanted to tell you, I always thought that you were the most beautiful girl in school... then you left that note in my locker...
Lindsay Walker: I left that note in your locker?
Glenn Carpenter: That note changed my life.
Lindsay Walker: It did?
Glenn Carpenter: It made me realize some very important thing... I couldn't have feelings for you, I couldn't have feelings for any girl.
Lindsay Walker: Are you telling me that my note, made you... gay?
Glenn Carpenter: A note made me gay! Let me tell you something, at 10th reunion... then the tiara is mine!
Lindsay Walker: Oh.