Tom Goes to the Mayor is a member of the following lists: 2000s American television series, 2000s American animated television series, Adult Swim original programs, Williams Street Studios series and characters, 2004 American television series debuts, 2006 American television series endings, Animated duos, Television series based on Internet properties, Television series by Abso Lutely Productions and Tim & Eric.
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The Mayor: (Tom is unconscious in a dumpster) Thomas! Tom-boy! Tom! Tom, are you okay? Tom Peters: Oh, wow... The Mayor: It's okay... I'm gonna hold up your head for you. Tom Peters: ...think I hit my head... wh... where am I? What time is it? The Mayor: Well... I've been keeping you in this dumpster for weeks now. Found this vest on a hobo and put it on you to keep you warm, 'cause you've been way too tender to move. Tom Peters: Oh. Okay. What's that smell? The Mayor: Tom, what you're probably smelling is the cat food. I've been coming by every night to feed you, and since you're unconscious, I would take a dollop of the wet cat food and stick it in your mouth and then move your jaw up and down like a chewing motion. (Tom gags) The Mayor: But in that process, some of the cat food fell out onto your lips and your face and it hardened a little bit in your hair and on your shirt. Tom Peters: Okay. Right. The Mayor: C'mon now, don't worry. I'll carry you over. Tom Peters: I think I have B.M. in my pants.